Okely Dokely I'm free from school
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Voice: Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars......numbuh 26
26: Hi everyone
Voice: numbuh 26.......she beats up 2nd graders for their milk money,
Audience: *gasp* Booooooooooooo
26: WHAT! I do not!!!!
Voice: oh yeah well I have your confession on tape
26: PROVE IT!!!
Tape: *26's voice* Hi I'm numbuh 26 and I......*new voice* beat up second graders for their milk money
26: I DO NOT BEAT UP SECOND GRADERS FOR THEIR MILK MONEY!!!!
New Tape: Hi I'm numbuh 26 and I BEAT UP SECOND GRADERS FOR THEIR MILK MONEY!!!
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *throw rotten fruit at 26*
26: HEY stop it *doges fruit* he just edited what I said *hides behind chair to avoid rotten fruit*
Voice: Hey numbuh 26 why are you hidding behind the chair
26: *sarcasticly* oh it's cause I'm in love with the chair and I'm making out with it......WHY DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO AVOID BEING PELTTED WITH FRUIT!!!!!!!!
Voice: really great!!! numbuh 26...............she is in love with that chair and they are going to get married
26: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!!!!
*from the sky a bridal veil and a groom hat fall and the veil lands on 26 and the hat lands on the chair*
Voice: Awwwww........don't they make a sweet couple
Audience: *stop throwing fruit at her* Awwwwwwww
26: I AM NOT ENGAGED TO A CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voice: what do you have against chairs......ARE YOU A RACIST AGAINST CHAIRS!!!!!!!
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOo *audience throws rotten fruit at her again*
26: *hides behind the chair again* how the hell can I be racist against a stupid chair.....you know being pelted with fruit is extreamly uncomfortable..........KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
audience: *is terrified and stops*
Voice: Awww I thought that since you were a human fruit salad and all I thought you'd like getting pelted with fruit.
26: I'm not a fruit salad
Voice: then why are you covered in fruit
26: *sarcasticly* oh gee i don't know maybe because.............THE d**n AUDIENCE KEEPS THROWING IT AT ME BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD
Audience: Boooooooooooo *raise fruit to throw*
26: throw the fruit and you will die, a slow, painful death.
Audience: *nervously puts down the fruit*
Voice: fun sucker......numbuh 26 she is a Lizzie fan girl and thinks 1/Lizzie are soul mates
26: *twitch* I...............HATE.............LIZZIE..........1/362 totally pwns 1/Lizzie *baisicly standing on the floor paralized and twitching....and covered in fruit*
Voice:.........and now you know..........numbuh 26 the girl who beats up 2nd graders, is engaged to a chair yet is racist twoards them, is a human fruit salad, and loves Lizzie
26: *continues to be paralyzed and twitch as security carries her away*
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YAY numbuh 434's will be up soon