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Post by wallysgirl on Mar 27, 2008 20:08:51 GMT -5
That reminds me of one from the digimon movie I did on the last forum. ^^ (they're like 4-5 years old) *phone rings, Hoagie answers* Hoagie: Hello? Gilligan residence... Abby: *on the phone* This is Abby! Kuki told me you were the one who threw up in my hat! I am VERY mad at you Hoagie P. Gilligan----*phone gets staticy* Hoagie: *looks at phone* Something's wrong with our phone....perfect timing! ^^ *hangs up* (about 10 years later, they're teeangers) Hoagie: *writing an email to Abby and reading it as he write. They just had a huge fight* Dear Abby, I'm sorry for what happened. I haven't felt this bad since the time I accidentally threw up in your hat and didn't tell you about it before you put it on. Anyway, I know you say you love Thunder showers so what's a few raindrops between friends? Love, Hoagie...LOVE?! I MEANT FROM....I mean....oh... Tommy: *comes in* Who ya writin' too Hooooagie? ;D Hoagie: GAH! *covers his screen* It's just an email joke! What are you doing in here anyway Tommy? Tommy: I wanted to show you my new outfit! I'm going to a birthday party and I got my friend the red poweranger!! *Hoagie tries to take the gift, Tommy dodges him and runs up to the compy* Tommy: Oh, and if you want to send an email you have to click this..CLICK! *runs away* Hoagie: AHHHHHHH!!! I WASN'T GONNA SEND THAT LETTER!!!>.< Tommy: Oo...then why did you write it? Hoagie: JUST....GO TO YOUR PARTY!!!! Tommy: *pouts* Okay.... Hoagie: *sighs* I can't believe Abby's gonna read my letter....*gets a note on his screen* Unable to deliver? I can't believe she's NOT gonna read my letter, you try to tell a girl you're sorry and you're computer lets you down, AH! *Falls out of his chair* (Phew! That was long, but worth it! ;D From DIGIMON THE MOVIE!!!! Hoagie= Tai; Abby= Sora, Tommy= Kari. ;D)
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Post by Tyler743 on Mar 27, 2008 20:09:00 GMT -5
Kuki*roped to a chair in Fathers Mansion, she manages to get free*
Abby: Untie mine.
Kuki:*untiues it*
Abby: Hurry.
Kuki: I'm hurrying.*gets it*
*They both get up and turn around to see Father standing there clapping his hands, they both freeze*
Father: Very nice girls...I'm impressed.*walks a bit closer* Now I'd like to see you both tie yourselves up again!
Abby: Yeah, and I'd like to see you fire a rocket out of your butt.
Kuki:*giggles*
Father:*frowns* I sappose you think thats funny?
Kuki: Yeah, yeah about as funny as your face.*smiles*
Abby:*smiles too* Very nice.*high fives Kuki* __________________________________________________
Heheh, Two-Bits and Pepper. ;D
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Post by Kelly the Kool 290 on Mar 27, 2008 21:00:50 GMT -5
Mrs. Thompson: Wallabee tell me the meaning of procrastination
4: *feet up on his desk* I'll tell you tomorrow
Animaniacs
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Post by wallysgirl on Mar 29, 2008 2:56:51 GMT -5
*Abby barges in to see Nigel & Hoagie sitting on the couch watching Yipper* Abby: What's this?!!!!! *angrily holds up her presentation board, which was ruined by someone drawing a diagram on it* Nigel: *lifts his shades* It looks like a drawing measuring the size of Hoagie's butt.... Hoagie: W-we told you we colored. Abby: All over my presentation boards?!! I got fired because of you!!! Hoagie: W-we're sorry Abby! Abby: Sorry doesn't get me my job back, does it Hoagie?!! *looks around* And where's Numbuh 4? *Nigel & Hoagie point to her room, which happens to have a jaccuzzi in it. Abby goes in and hears 4 singing* Wally: Dont'cah, dont'cha?! Uh-uh, c'mon, c'mon! Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hott like me?! Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?! ;D *Abby barges in* Wally: AHHHHHH!!!! *ducks down further in her jacuzzi* There's this new thing! It's called, KNOCKING!!! Abby: GET OUT!! Wally: Um, I'm wetting for the turbo jets!! ------------------ (XD Yeah, I totally had to improvise. Also from the new AATCM movie. Abby-Dave Nigel-Simon Hoagie-Theodore Wally- Alvin Instead of being in a dishwasher like Alvin is in the movie, I put 4 in Abby's Jacuzzi, it was the best I could think of since they're kids and not chipmunks. XD)
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Post by allie on Mar 30, 2008 10:00:55 GMT -5
^LOL! XD That was funny; gotta see that movie, good thing it's on dvd in about a week! ~~~~~~~
Hoagie: Hey, nice cupcakes Numbuh Five!
Abby: *smacks Hoagie*
Hoagie: Whoa, what'ja do that for?!
Abby: How dare you...
Hoagie: That's the last time I compliment on your cooking, Abby! ><
Abby: Coo--cooking? *looks at the cupcakes* oh, 'da cupcakes! I thought you meant... *blushes*
Hoagie: Well, what did you think I said?
Abby: Ah, oh nothin'...
Hoagie: *storms off*
Wally: *randomly there with his hands in his jean pockets* Ya know you're not gonna forget this moment, are ya?
Abby: Shut-up, Numbuh Four! ><
^That's from this silly Spyro forum game. XD Hoagie = Spyro, Abby = Cynder, Wally = Sparx.
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Post by ChyukiPastukiSuzuki on Mar 30, 2008 22:13:41 GMT -5
xD ^ ~~~~~~~~~~~ Nigel, Wally and Hoagie are mixings a concoction of random foods*
1-GingerAle and Root beer. What do you have, Numbuh 4?
4-*cracks a raw egg into the glass* Rawr egg.
All-EWWWWW.
2-Extra spicy bbq sauce and a slice of bacon.
*They continue to put random stuff in*
1-Ok, now we'll have a race and whoever loses has to drink that *points to the cup* This will definately boost our sectors speed. Ready....Go!
4-*in the lead*
*Kuki and Abby are watching them race*
5-This is stupid
3-Look Wally's in the lead!!! It must be because he's thinking of his sweetie ^^
5-Actually I think he just doesnt want to drink that.
3-Oh yeah. That too. T.T
-Air Gear <3
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Post by Tyler743 on Mar 31, 2008 19:10:15 GMT -5
Science Teacher:*walks over to Hosgie whos just about to present his science project* Knock'em dead Hoagie.
Class:*puts random helmets on*
Science Teach:*backs up abit* That was a figure of speach Hoagie, please don't kill anyone.
(Meet the Robinsons. ;D)
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Post by wallysgirl on Apr 17, 2008 22:31:50 GMT -5
Nigel: *sitting on his couch watching TV when Lizzie comes over with a plate of pie* Lizzie: Hi Nigie! ;D * sits next to him* Nigel: Lizzie hey! Hi, I just wanted to make sure you were okay with what I said yesterday about us just being friends and all. Lizzie: Oh! *giggles* Yeah! No, I'm fine I'm fine. And, I just wanted to thank you for being so great to me so, I baked you some pie! Nigel: Oh, that looks delicious! *bites a piece of pie* Hm! This is good! What's in here? *thanks another bite* Lizzie: *looks down* We'll three's some apple and....some cinnamon....and my hair... Nigel: ...What? Lizzie: My hair is in the pie Nigel, and now it's inside of you. Part of me....is inside of you....Do you feel me Nigel?...Do you feel me inside of you? Nigel: ....... Lizzie: *tickles his cheek before leaving* Nigel: o_0... *Wally comes in* Wally: Ooh! You've got some Pie, huh?! Can I have a piece? Nigel: Um...sure...*hands Wally the pie* Wally: Hey, let me have some of that cool H-uip! ^^ Nigel: Oo....What'd you say? Wally: You can't have a pie without cool H-uip. ^^ Nigel: Cool H-uip? Wally: Cool H-uip, yeah. *eats a piece* Nigel: You mean Cool Whip? Wally: Yeah, Cool H-uip. Nigel: Cool Whip. Wally: Coo H-uip. Nigel: Cool Whip. Wally: Cool H-uip. Nigel: You're saying it weird. Why are ou putting so much emphasis on the "H"? Wally: Oo...What are you talking about I'm just saying it cool H-uip. You put Cool H-uip on pie. Pie tastes beter with Cool H-uip. Nigel: Say Whip. Wally: Whip. Nigel: Now say Cool Whip. Wally: Cool H-uip Nigel: Cool Whip Wally: Cool H-uip Nigel: Cool Whip! Wally: Cool H-uip Nigel: YOU'RE EATING HAIR! *marches off angrily* Wally: OO.....*spits out pie* (XD Family Guy!! Lizzie = meg, Nigel = brian, Wally = stewie)
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Post by Kelly the Kool 290 on Apr 17, 2008 23:22:57 GMT -5
LOL XD
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Post by ChyukiPastukiSuzuki on Apr 18, 2008 17:54:36 GMT -5
I was wondering where that was from!!! I say cool h-uip now and I couldn't figure out where I got it from xD
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Post by Renee on Apr 21, 2008 23:56:57 GMT -5
Kuki: Um, I think I'm, like, in love with you. Wally: Y-you mean as friends? Kuki: No, I mean for real. 'Cause you're like, the coolest guy I ever met, and you don't even have to try. You know? Wally: I try really hard actually... ( From the movie Juno.)
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Post by Tyler743 on Apr 22, 2008 11:14:54 GMT -5
*Numbuh 2, Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 4 are playing a soccer game agent's the DCFDTL's team.* Numbuh 2 try's to kick the ball but he trips over it. Wally: Here Numbuh 2.*passes the ball back to him* Hoagie:*looks over*What Numbuh 4. *gets hit in the head with the ball* Wally:*yells*Run for the goal Numbuh 2. Hoagie:*gets up and runs kicks the ball toward the net* Mrs Gilligan:*from the stands* NO HOAGIE, YOUR GOING THE WRONG WAY!! Nigel:*see's Hoagie coming toward the net* No Numbuh 2! Hoagie:*scores then yells happily* I MADE A GOAL. *hugs Wally* Wally:*angerly*Yeah, for the other team. Mrs Gilligan:*sighs* Father:*nuges her in the arm*Where'd they get that loser. Mrs Gilligan: He's my son. Father:*frowns* Oh......well.... (AATC Soccer to Me. Mrs Gilligan = Dave, Hoagie = Theodore, Wally = Alvin, Nigel = Simon, Father= a father.)
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Post by wallysgirl on Apr 22, 2008 11:22:29 GMT -5
(Nice! I remember that one!! ;D)
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Post by allie on Apr 22, 2008 20:27:30 GMT -5
@fk101 Aw man, that was so sweet!! ^^ Great quote! ~~~~~~~~~ Nigel: *as SpiderMan, shooting webs so Father doesn't escape* This should hold you 'till the police--- Father: *flames the web* *B00M!* Father: *escapes* Nigel: ... ~~~~~~~~~ XDDDD I got it from this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCwz1dUxRAE
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Post by wallysgirl on Apr 25, 2008 11:59:18 GMT -5
(another Chipmunk one. "AATCM Meet the Wolfman") *4 Frowns, tosses a book up on 5's bed where 5 is reading a magazine. He then pulls himself up on her bed and shows her a page in the book* 4: Look, see?! It says here, that Werewolves carry figures of wolves! Remember Father's cane? 5: *agitated* Oh, yes I do! *smirks in sarcasm* He may even have little Werewolf baseball caps *points to her cap* And little miniature wolf figurines! And tiny were wolf jelly jars! 4: *eyeroll* Oh, I'm happy your amused! His cane is made of SILVER! And Why? Because silver KILLS werewolves! *throws arms up in the air* 5: *eyeroll* What's your theory, that he plans to club himself to death? 4: ...... ... ..... (XD I love that!)
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