Crossover Quotes

[allie]

Renee
Awww! That was cute. Wally is such a good big brother! I haven't seen that movie, though. I bet it's good.

@yuki
LOL! XD

[wallysgirl]

(OMG! Big Mama's House was such a great movie! ^^ In the movie Joey's character (in flirtykuki101's quote) is the son of Kuki's character and Wally's character falls for Kuki's character. It's a hilarious movie though! Martin Lawrence is awesome!! XD)

(Yuki's quote was hilarious too!!)


Wally: *thinks he's on fire; is running around in his underwear* AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me! >< AHHHH!!!!

Hoagie: *runs after Wally* Wally!!! Oh, God!!! Please don't let the invisible fire burn my friend!

"Talladega Nights" again! XD

(Wally: Ricky Bobby; Hoagie: Carl Naughton Jr.)
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The Kid: My name is Jean Girard and I am a racing-car driver just like you except I am from Formula Un. I am the greatest one in the whole world. I have been following your career with great interest, Monsieur Wally.

Wally: I can't understand a word you've said the whole time.

Hoagie: Did you eat some peanut butter or something?

Wally: Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth

The Kid: I think what you are hearing is my accent. I am French.

Wally: You say you're French?

Jean Girard: Oui. [sounds like 'We']

Wally: We? No, we are not French. We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet

The Kid: Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?

Wally: Chinese food?

Hoagie: Chinese food.

The Kid: That's from China.

Wally: Pizza.

The Kid: Italy.

Wally: Chimichanga.

The Kid: Mexico.

Wally: Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us?

The Kid: We invented democracy, existentialism, and the French Kiss.

Hoagie: Oo...Those are three pretty good things.

Wally: Hey.

Hoagie: Well that last one's pretty cool.

("Talladega"
Wally: Ricky Bobby, Hoagie: Carl Naughton, The Kid: Jean Girard XD)

[ChyukiPastukiSuzuki]

(OMG I love TalladegaNights. I was actually thinking of the part with Jean Girard today because I was gonna eat a chimichanga. lol. )

Wally:*to Kuki* I think you're really cute and when I'm with you I have to resist the urge to kiss you.

Kuki:What?

Wally:Uhm...err.*shoves a Twix in his mouth*

Hoagie: Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix!

(My LIfe. xD Wally-Tyler, Kuki-Me, Hoagie-Cory)

[allie]

(WG- LOL. XD Hmm... I'll try do one!)

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Wally: No; you're not my dad! *slams the door and gets on his bike*

Mr. B: *steps out of the apartment* Hey, is that a huffie? That's a nice lookin' bike, boy!

Wally: Stop talkin' to me! *rides off*

( Wally - Ricky Bobby, Mr. Beatles - Reese Bobby (dad) )

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-Though I'm not sure if these are the right quotes, though...-

(Fanny and Patton are in a secret, dark room looking at an old painting)

Fanny: *holding a candle* Wow...

Patton: You know what... she looks just like you!

Fanny: *blushes lightly, looking at him* Ya think? Really?!

Patton: Yeah! ...Except her face is more smooth, and her lips are more curvy. And her dimples are more cuter, unlike yours because they're so limpy... *blah, blah*

Fanny: ... *shocked*

(From Scary Movie 2! Fanny - Cindy, Patton (Numbuh 60) - Buddy)

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(Nigel and Rachel have just gotten married, going into their car and driving off)

Rachel: *smiling happily, lacing her fingers through his* Oh Nigel, I'm so happy... we're finally a family!

Nigel: *driving, chuckling lightly* Yeah... Just you, me, Riley and Trissy--...

Nigel&Rachel: *look at each other* ... *hit their palms on the car* D*MN! *put the car in reverse*

Riley&Trissy: *chasing the car* Mom! Dad!!! WAIT!!! ... *thinking the car is going to hit them*

*car stops*

Riley&Trissy: *sigh in relief* ... *a car runs over them*

(Scary Movie 3! But... Poor Riley and Trissy! *huggles them* Rachel - Cindy, Nigel - George, Riley and Trissy (Lillyfan123 and my 1/362 twins) - Cody)

[ChyukiPastukiSuzuki]

(@ Allie SCARY MOVIE QUOTES!!!!)

Joey:*at a party, talking to Rachel(who's pregnant) Its a boy. He's gonna be an @sshole. *walks up to Hoagie, who's smoking* Smoke all you want, you're gonna get hit by a bus. *walks up to Nigel, who is wearing a toupee* That's not fooling anyone. *See's Patton and Fanny gong upstairs * *to Patton* You're getting lucky tonight. *to Fanny* He doesnt know you're a guy.

(Scary Movie 3 Joey-Cody)

[wallysgirl]

(Anime Quote-ness!)

Numbuh 44A: So, you mean to say you just left Wally to fight the battle by himself?

The Kid: Feh! When I saw it was getting too dangerous, I had sense enough to high-tail it out of there! I bet that Wally has been beaten to a pulp, the idiot.

*Numbuh 44's A & B look at each other*

Numbuh 44 A: Um...excuse us Kid but...

Numbuh 44 B: If Wally is in Danger, and Kuki's with him, wouldn't that put her in danger too?

The kid: ....... *beats up the 44s* YOU IDIOTS, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT SOONER?!!!!! >< *runs back to the fight*

Numbuh 44s A & B: *with swollen faces* WHY DIDN'T YOU FIGURE IT OUT?!!!!


From INUYASHA!! XD

The Kid: Kouga
44A: Ginta (Kouga's lackey)
44B: Hakaku (Kouga's other lackey)
Wally: Inuyasha
Kuki: Kagome

[allie]

(Yay anime-ness!!! ^^)

Abby: Thanks for coming over tonight, Rachel. There's something that's going down...

Rachel: What do you mean, Abby? *licks finger that is full of frosting*

Abby: Ya see... I watched 'dis tape. And at the end, there was this creepy voice at the edge of the phone..

Rachel: *puts back the large, gihugic thing of ice-cream*

Abby: And 'da voice said, "You're gonna die in seven days!"

Rachel: OO.. How long ago did you watch it?

Abby: A week ago. A week ago-tonight. *feels something dripping*

Rachel: *notices* ... *gasp* Abby. *pulls out a tanpon for her nose*

Abby: Oh my God, oh my God!!! *stops, suddenly snickers*

Rachel: Oo Abby?

Abby: *laughing, having a ketchup bottle in her hand* Ketchup! ;D

Rachel: Oh my... oh my, you b****!

Abby: Yeah! I really sued that---... *foams at mouth, jumping all over the place*

Rachel: *screaming, running after her to calm her down* Abby, Abby!!!

Abby: *stops* ... *laughs again*

Rachel: ..

Abby: *wipes off the foam* I can't believe you fell fo' that fake sesure!

Rachel: I can't believe it either! ... And you peed! *looks down*

Abby: Yeah, but.. man girl, I can't believe it. Girl, you are just too easy! *smacks her hand down on the counter*

*her hand whooshes with fire*

Rachel&Abby: *screaming* *pour water on it* ... *breathe in relief*

Abby: *giggles, pulling out her 'fake' hand* I gotta ya with my own fake hand! Ohhhh girl, you were scared! ;D

(more form Scary Movie 3! Rachel - Cindy, Abby - Brenda)

[ChyukiPastukiSuzuki]

(@wg I love that part. xD)

(@allie ROTFLMMFAO)

*At Abby's funeral*

Wally:*looking at Abby*I can't believe they would just leave the coffin out like this.

Kuki:No Wally, it's a wake.

Wally:She's awake? Hey everyone Abby's awake!!! Joey, your teacher is alive!!!

Joey:*giggles and claps*

Kuki:No, Wally, she's dead.

Wally: No! I'm not gonna lose her again!

(Another Scary Movie 3 quote. xD Wally-George, Kuki-Cindy, Abby-Brenda)

[wallysgirl]

(@ Allie: Aw, Abby was so cruel!! ^^ XD)
(@ Yuki: OMG, that situation so fit Wally!)

Wally: *is ridden with poison; is struggling trying to fight off the poison. He's lying down on his back and sweating & breathing hard* ><

Kuki: He's covered in sweat...*pulls out a handkerchief and dabs Wally's forehead*

Wally: *opens his eyes*

Kuki: *gasps* I'm sorry, I didn't wake you, did I?

Wally: *looks away* No. ....Kuki, why were you crying?

Kuki: You mean, back in the other room?

--Flashback to when Wally was bitten by a poisonous demon spider--

Kuki: *voice breaks* Because...I thought I was going to loose you...I thought you were going to...die...*looks down*

Wally: You...shed tears for me....cried for me. *closes his eyes* Kuki...if it's not too much trouble, may I lie down on your lap?

Kuki: OO....*nods*

*Wally rests his head in Kuki's lap*

Kuki: How do you feel, a little better than before?

Wally: Yes. ......Kuki......you smell kinda nice...*turns his head towards her a little bit*

Kuki: OO....*blushes, then frowns* Wait a minute, I'm confused. Before you always said you hated my scent.

Wally: I did........but I was lying....*turns his head towards her more; falls asleep to the Kuki's comforting scent*

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(Innuuuuyaaasshhhhaaaa!! ^-^

Wally: Inuyasha
Kuki: Kagome)

[allie]

(@wg; That was sooo cute! ;D It got me out of some depression. Thank you.

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(...I need some 2/5ness and 1/362 right now. FF.Net's bugging me from those updates of 1/5 and 60/362. ><; Sorry supportors of those couples... I just dislike them a lot, okay? I know everyone has their opinions on shippings, but I think I'm the only one writing the 1/362 fics on FF.Net. Oo)


Rachel: *grits her teeth, drawing her large, blue sword from her back* Grr...

Hoagie: Alright, lady! Ya better roll up the curtain right now and let us look at you, or Rachel here is gonna do some real damage!

Rachel: *smirks at the girl behind the curtain in hiding*

Girl: Very well. *the curtain goes up*

Rachel&Hoagie: *gasp*

Hoagie: OO ... ... (<3 <3 <3 <3) *hearts fly around his head like crazy* *slowly, and softly faints onto the floor*

Abby: *was behind the curtain* *confused* ... *smiles* Hello, I am Queen Abigail of the City. I've been calling ya, Rachel and Hoagie.

Hoagie: (still uncontious but out of the trance, still having hearts pop up when he stands) Oh..oh yeah! Sorry for being rude your highness... *ahem* Rachel here was being a little pushy-er than me. ;D

Rachel: *death glare*


(Hehe, another quote form Okami! But Ammy doesn't talk since she's a wolf. ^-^ Rachel - Ammy, Hoagie - Issun, Abby - Queen Himiko)

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(Nigel and Rachel are in bed together)

Rachel: *looks over at him*

Nigel: ... *smiles, winking*

Rachel: Did you wink at me?

Nigel: ...Maybe.

Rachel: *kisses him on the forehead* You did wink at me! ^-^

(a few minutes later, the two are cuddling in bed together; Aww~)

Rachel: ...Mm. *nuzzles her face against his chest* Hm? *feels his wirey (but strong) hands raise her chin* *looks at him in the eyes* *blushes crimson*

Nigel: ... *bends down, kissing her on the nose, all the way to the forehead*

Rachel: ... <333 *shudders* Oh.


(That's a real-life quote! Rachel - Me, Nigel - My doggy, Jud! ;D *except I didn't shudder. He did wink at me, though!)

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(I would like some 3/4 fluff now! ^-^)

Kuki: *flaming eyes* ... *normal now* Hey! You?! What do you want?!

Wally: Whoa, hold-on! You left your...erm, doggie bag. *hands the white cloth of food to her*

Kuki: *takes it* Oh! Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Wally: So, what do'ya need it for? *snoops in*

Kuki: ... I've got a kid. *goes to the shed*

Wally: Oh! Well, I'm good with kids! ;D *steps into the shed*

Kuki: N-no, you don't understand. I mean, a kid!

*a little boy reveals from under covers, to be Lee*

Wally: ... Whoa! She's got a kid, KID!


(All Dogs Go To Heaven 2! Wally - Charlie, Kuki - Sasha, Lee - David)

[wallysgirl]

(Oh! I remember that scene! I love it b/c afterwards Charlie uses the collar to prove he's an Angel! ;D)

Kuki: I haven't seen Joey for a few hours, where is he?

Wally: *Very sarcastic* Oh, so Joey's gone for a few hours and you automatically assume I let something bad happen to him!

Kuki: I never said that!!

Wally: *Still Very Sarcastic* I know what you're thinking, 'When Stupid Wally wasn't looking, he went and let Joey get kidnapped by a monkey!'

Kuki: I could never think something so horrible!!!

Wally: *Still Very, Very Sarcastic* And now I'm using sarcasm to confess the WHOLE thing so the next time you ask me, I can already say I told you so!

Kuki: Sorry I asked...*walks away*


(AW! XD Just aw this on The Simpson. Homer was baby sitting Bart & Lisa at the zoo and Bart got kidnapped by a monkey b/c Homer wasn't paying attention. XD
Wally: Homer
Kuki: Marge
Joey: Bart)

[allie]

(XD That is GREAT!)

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Wally: *laying his head down on Kuki's covers while she's sleeping* ...Oh squeaker...I'm so sorry. So very...very sorry. *sheds a tear*

Kuki: Mm...Wha? Wally?

Wally: Hehe, hey! How you doin', Kooks?

Kuki: Fine, thank you.

Wally: Listen... I've gotta go somwhere.. say, on a trip. And I just wanted 'ta say, Kuki.. that I... er... *looking deeply into her eyes* Just...take care of Hoagie for me. He doesn't have anyone in the world right now.

Kuki: I'll take care of him. *smiles softly, ruffling through Hoagie's brown hair, who is sleeping*

Wally: Hehe, that's good. That's really good, Kooks... *gets an unexpected hug from her* ... *hugs back, sniffing*

Kuki: ...G-goodbye, Wally. I...I love you. *kisses his cheek*

Wally: *clears throat* *whispery voice* ...I-I know. I love you, too. *lets go, getting off the bed*

*calling angelitic voice, calling his name* Wally....Wally...! It's time to come home. Come home, Wally!

Wally: *looks out the window, then back to Kuki* ... *sighs, running off into the large bright light*


(Aww, that part is so sweet and sad at the same time! ^-^ From All Dogs Go To Heaven 1. Wally - Charlie, Kuki - Ann-Marie, Hoagie - Itchy)

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Nigel: ...And so, I was just wondering if you would...well, like to meet my parents?

Rachel: *blushing, lightly, letting him hold her close* ...Yes, I would love to!

Nigel: Tomorrow, is that okay?

Rachel: Yes, that's wonderful!

Nigel: Great... *turns around, then turns back, taking her hands* ...And--Rachel.

Rachel: Yes, Nigel?

Nigel: ... *shuts his eyes for a moment, then looking back into hers* Will you marry me?

Rachel: *gasp* *eyes brightly light up* Yes! Yes I will! *hugs him*

Nigel: *smiling like crazy* I...oh Rachel, that's just great. *hugs her back, the leans down to kiss her goodnight*

Mrs. Uno: *outside* Nigel! Where are you? NIGEL UNO!

Nigel: ... *pulls away, sighing with anger* Oh, mother! *tries to kiss Rachel again*

Mrs. Uno: NIGEL UNO!

Nigel: ... Mother. >< *sighs, looking at Rachel* I'm sorry. But.. tomorrow morning then?

Rachel: It's fine. Tomorrow morning, bright and early!

Nigel: *nods, escaping from the window*


(Yay! Another Don Bluth animated film. Thumblina this time. Nigel - Cornilous, Rachel - Thumblina, Mrs. Uno - Cornilous's mom *I always crack up. XD*)

[wallysgirl]

(Warning, this may be a SOOPER-UBER Long one. And sue me, but it's based off of what I thought was a hilarious Sesame Street skit.

No, I don't still watch it...but one day I was looking up vids comparing how the puppets used to look to how the look now and came across some skits of the past. I found this funny thing with Kermit & Cookie Monster from back in the day. ^^ They look normal in this though. Just read it, it's funny! I promise!!)

Nigel: Kermit
Kuki: Cookie Monster

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Actually, the script is too long...so here PROMISE YOU'LL WATCH IT!!!!

Just imagine Kermit is Nigel and Cookie Monster is Kuki. You'll love it, I promise!!!!! ^-^

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYiFxGtseHw

[allie]

^ Holy crap, I was laughing right through it!!! That's EXACTLY how Nigel and Kuki would react with each other!!! XDDD

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Nigel: Stealing? *laughs* Nah... we just... borrow! :3 *fixes shades, leaning on the branch*

Hoagie: ...Oo Oh! Borrowing.

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Kuki: Are you gonna marry Nigel Uno? ;D

Rachel: ... *blushes lightly, smiling* Er. Well, you see he's probably forgotten all about me now since I went to London. He probably doesn't love me anymore. . . *frowns* ...

Kuki, Wally and Abby: ....


^That's from Robin Hood (Disney version) I thought that part was kinda sad. But I'll watch more of it soon tomorrow!

(Nigel - Robin Hood, Hoagie - Little John, Rachel - Marian, Kuki,Wally,&Abby - lil bunnie children)

[wallysgirl]

3: Now, I want you all to take gooood care of Mr. Fishy while I'm gone! ;D *skips off*

1-5: *look at each other*

1: Well, I've got paperwork to do. Take care of Mr. Fishy Numbuh 2! *walks away*

2: New invention to work on. Take care of Mr. Fishy Numbuh 5! *walks away*

5: Spy Training. Taker care of Mr. Fishy Numbuh 4!! *walks away*

4: Yeah, eh...I gotta go...do this thing...take care of Mr. Fishy...eh...um...OO *looks around and he's alone* AH, MAN!!! >.<

(XD It was from Muppet Show episode I saw when I was younger! ^^)