xD
and I blame Allie for the whole 1/Tyson Ritter thing.
Oh, ho-ho!!! XD You mean.....
THIS?!PS- This was written months ago. XD;;
This was out of pure randomness. WARNING: GAYS, BIS and LESBIANS APPEAR IN THIS STORY, READ AT OWN RISK. (plus it has some 1/362 in it)Sector V: *arrive at the moonbase*
362 and 86: *walk out of 362's office holding hands*
Sector V: Awww! ^_^ ('cept N.1)
#1: *sobs*
#60: *rushes over outta nowhere to comfort him and kisses him passiontly*
#1: *kisses #60 back*
#362: *finally realizes her feelings for Nigel* Nigel! *eyes water*
#1: *stops kissing #60 even though it's freaking hilarious* Rachel... *rushes over to her and starts to kiss her more passionetly than 60*
#60: *walks over and B*tch slaps #362* What do you think you're doing with my man, (bleep!)!?
#362: YOUR MAN!?!!? *they start a cat fight*
#1: ...Why...why can't we all just have piece and harmony!?! WHY!?! *sobs*
--Suddenly, the AAR tourbus comes crashing into the moonbase out of nowhere, but then the KND moonbase workers build the whole or all the kids had even the AAR would have died because Space has NO AIR!--
Tyson: What the #$*#!?!
Nick: Now, now, Tyson! What did I tell you about cussing in front of kids?
Tyson: Flippen B*$%&#@!!!
*Chris and Mike look at each other then start to have tounge (sp?) tie city*
#362 and 60 stop fighting*
60: *looks at Tyson* WHOA BABY! MY DREAM MAN HAS FINALLY COME! *glomps Tyson and kisses him softly*
Tyson: %*$&#)#W$!!!!!!
Nick: *slaps Tyson across the face* Stop cussing, Tyson Jay Ritter!
#60: NOT AGAIN! THIS TIME ITS PERESONAL! *cat fight with Nick*
#86: Patton! D@$n you flippen' hott 20-something-year-old-bass-gutiar-player! I WANT MY MAN BACK! *sobs*
Nick: SHE CUSSED TOO! TYSON YOU JERK! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THE KIDS!
Tyson: Because I'm a Role-Model! They look up to me, and they like....BUTTER! =D
60: Butter's good! I would LOVE to spread some on you now, Tyson baby! *gets horny*
1 and 362: *look at each other, then holds hands, walks into 362's office to make-out*
Tyson: No...no!! I DUN' WANNA DATE A KID! NICKYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps into Nick's arms*
Nick: *blinks* Tyson! I'm proud of you, you didn't cuss in that exclaimtion! or however you say it... *kisses him softly*
Tyson: *clings to Nick, kissing him back*
#60: *frowns, tears running down his cheeks* I-I'm alone...I have no one...I'M ALONE!
--Suddenly, Numbuh 35 walks by--
#60: *hearts in eyes* I HAVE FINALLY FOUND MY ONE TRUE LOVE! (in gayish boy voice) Oh, BARTIE!!!!
#35: *turns around* (GASP!) *#60 tackles him to the floor, kissing him everywhere*
#60: Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! <333
#35: GOOD GOD! *runs away far from 60*
#60: Wait, Bartie! I-I didn't mean it! It's just you're SO FREAKING HOTTTTTTT! *drools madly* Come back, my darling!!!! *runs after him*
#35: *huff, puffs* Can't go...on any longer...*drops to the floor, sweating*
#60: SWEETIE-PIE! *screams in a girly voice*
--meanwhile, in 362's office--
*Nigel and Rachel are sitting at a small roundtable, eating meatball sandwichs*
#1: Hmm...Too bad there isn't any spagetti in these sandwichs, we could'a kissed like Lady and the Tramp by now.
#362: *smiles, leaning over, kissing him softly*
#1: Mmmpphh! *relaxes, kisses her back*
