Post by CCACorn26 on Mar 27, 2008 13:38:03 GMT -5
Well, well, well. I have a feeling the Panda Warriors will absolutely love this selection in my fanfiction timeline. Have fun reading...:
“Wallabee and Kuki”
Chapter 1: “Nigel and Rachel's Plan, Part 1”
“So, Rachel, how's the paperwork been these past two months?”
“Quite a bit thinner than I'd like, actually, Nigel. It's as if all of our regular enemies have gone quiet.”
Nigel Uno conversed with Rachel McKenzie as they walked down one of the corridors of the Kids Next Door Moonbase. They were a bit disturbed by the almost total lack of activity from their normal adversaries, from Father to the Dodgeball Wizard to the Candy Pirates to Gramma Stuffum to Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb to the Toilenator to Robin Food. Needless to say, these adversaries were of various shapes, sizes, and penchants, but they, in their own respective ways, all despised the Kids Next Door.
“Not a single attack even by those Delightful Children?” Nigel inquired in disbelief.
“That's right. With the appearance of this 'Base of Jihad,' they've simply up and dropped off our radar,” Rachel affirmed.
Nigel immediately recognized Rachel's point -- and felt his blood begin to boil. Two months ago, an organization that called itself the “Base of Jihad” changed the rules quite dramatically with the now-infamous “Great New York City Airplane Massacre,” which killed two of the Kids Next Door's best spies, Numbuhs 1938 and 1941… along with almost 3,000 men, women, and children in what used to be the tallest twin skyscrapers in all of North America. Its leader, some weird fellow with a long beard named Khalid Tariq Saif, appeared two days later and launched into a diatribe vowing the complete annihilation of the United States of America as the first step toward achieving his all-too-inhuman vision for the world -- a vision that made Grandfather look nice, or so Nigel and Rachel perceived: people jailed for owning a television, listening to music, or searching for lost pets; girls and women absolutely forbidden from any type of interaction in school; men rounded up to have rocks thrown at them because their beards weren't the proper color; children imprisoned for attempting to fly kites or play tag. The regular villains of KND memory were most likely still reeling from their betrayal and eventual Senior Citizombification by Grandfather and thus decided to simply cease whatever activities against the Kids Next Door they were previously engaged in upon hearing that tirade. The two prominent Kids Next Door operatives, now considered a couple after they returned to the Moonbase together in Rachel's ROADSTAR after separately heading down to Earth to view the still-smoldering rubble of those twin skyscrapers, neared an intersection and began to cross it, knowing that the Supreme Commander's office was just down their current corridor.
“Those barbarians…” Nigel snarled to himself as he felt himself clenching and shaking his fists behind him. “I sincerely hope they never dare to even think of attacking this Moonbase. If they do, I--"
WHACK!!!!! Nigel never got to finish that thought, because at that moment, he and Rachel were broadsided by a shorter boy who was obviously trying to desperately run from something. His Supreme Commander -- and now-girlfriend -- now sprawled on top of him, his arms splayed in front of him, and his trademark sunglasses now slightly crooked from their normal position atop his nose, Nigel could only groan to himself as he heard the other boy call out, "SORRY, MATE!!!!", before disappearing down the intersecting hallway. He opened his eyes slightly and turned to Rachel.
“Are you okay, Rachel?” Nigel asked in a voice laden with concern -- and astonishment.
Rachel nodded, her eyes opening slightly, as well. “Yeah... What was tha--”
“YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR DESTROYING POOR WITTLE MR. FLUFFY-WUFFYKINS, NUMBUH FOUR!!!!!!”
The bald British boy and the shoulder-length-blonde-haired American girl turned their heads toward the direction of that rather cute roar... and saw a girl with flowing black hair race down the same intersecting corridor in the exact same direction as the short-mushroom-blond-haired boy, her arms raised as menacingly as they could be. Rachel got up and immediately sat back down next to Nigel, signaling to her companion -- and now-boyfriend -- to do the same thing… her command helmet now sitting on its side some distance away in the intersecting corridors. What had happened this time? Nigel tried to reach over and gently help Rachel off the floor, but he had no other choice than to grab her by the shoulders and pull her against the wall on his side as they heard and then saw two more kids come barreling down the exact same corridor the first impact had sent them flying into.
“Numbuh Three, wait!!! Stop!!!!” the portly boy wearing goggles that were attached to a pilot's helmet yelled into the rectangular void ahead of him. “You and Numbuh Four might end up hurting somebody!!” If only he'd stopped to take a look at just who Numbuh Four ran over at that intersection.
The girl wearing a red cap on her head sounded a bit out of breath as she and the boy continued bolting down said rectangular void in order to find their two diametric friends. "Numbuh Five is really gettin' sick of these fights and chases!!"
With that, the duo chasing after Numbuhs Four and Three continued their attempted sprint, leaving Nigel and Rachel to their own devices, staring down the corridor that they just vanished into. The Sector V leader let go of the KND Supreme Commander and sat against the wall as both kids eventually caught their breaths.
“What… for the life of me… was that all about?” Nigel questioned dryly.
“I have no idea, but it's definitely not a scene I'd expect out of Romeo and Juliet,” exhaled Rachel.
The last three words she spoke wandered around Nigel's mind for a few moments… and then clicked perfectly into their place as he slowly turned his head toward her, his eyebrow raised at her possible idea. "What did you just say, Rachel?"
“Romeo and Juliet, Nigel. I'm a bit surprised you haven't heard of it,” responded Rachel.
“Okay…” said Nigel slowly while nodding in slight affirmation. “What is it?”
“It's a tragedy written by this William Shakespeare guy about two lovers who have to overcome many obstacles to keep their love for each other…” Rachel then sighed as she contemplated the play's inevitably grim ending. “However, they end up killing themselves to ensure that their love would be protected forever. But why are we just sitting here talking abou--” She stopped as her brown eyes detected a sudden mysterious gleam behind her bald British companion's sunglasses. “Huh? Something wrong, Nigel?”
The smirk on Nigel's face was unmistakable as he shook his head negatively, then turned back toward her. “Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Rachel?”
Rachel blinked her eyes in confusion… then understood. She, Rachel McKenzie, had just given Nigel Uno a brilliant idea for getting Numbuhs Four and Three, a.k.a. Wallabee Beetles and Kuki Sanban, respectively, to finally admit their long-obvious feelings for each other... and thus ending their almost constant bickering once and for all.
At least, so the Kids Next Door's most prominent couple thought and hoped.
END OF CHAPTER 1
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"Wallabee and Kuki"
Chapter 2: "Nigel and Rachel's Plan, Part 2"
The short boy rushed down the stony corridor, his orange hood flapping inches behind him as he frantically tried to flee his interloper. He'd already knocked several Kids Next Door operatives over -- including two at the last intersection (hint, hint) -- but all he could see in his mind was a girl with flaming eyes as she closed in on him, ready to tear him to shreds as payback for kicking her most recent stuffed toy, as freaked out as he had been -- "WAY too girly," as he put it -- toward the other side of his room just as she was showing it to him. Their two friends tried to restrain them when they checked to learn what was wrong, but to no avail. Thus began that chase all across the various corridors of the Kids Next Door Moonbase. After what was really 15 more minutes down that hall and other corridors but seemed like an eternity to him, he finally noticed an open door, immediately darted toward it into the room inside, and slammed the door shut. At least five more minutes passed, and then the boy sat down leaning against the door, feeling certain that his troubles were over… at least for the moment.
"Crikey, that was close," the boy muttered as he wiped his forehead of any sweat he'd accumulated during the course of that case. "Kuki's really gone crazy this time. If I don't do something to calm her down soon, she's gonna-- YAAAAAAH!!!!"
The door burst open from the outside, sending him flying and careening deeper into the room. Standing at the doorway was a young Japanese girl with oversized green sleeves… and eyes as flaming red as those he was envisioning just moments ago. Each stomp she made toward him seemed more life-threatening than the last as he tried vehemently to back away.
“Kuki, wait!! I can explain! Just hear me out!!!” the boy pleaded as he raised his hands in abrupt self-defense.
“You’ve really gone over the line this time, Wally!!!!” Kuki Sanban, the girl whose “Mr. Fluffy-Wuffykins” he’d just ruined, bellowed over him, completely silencing him and the room around them, if it had any sound at all. “I thought we had something special ever since Numbuhs One and 362 spotted us in the Supreme Commander’s office snuggled up next to each other staring at the Earth after 362 told us about that double airplane massacre, but now I guess I was WRONG, wasn’t I?!?!?!”
Suddenly, a new girl, this one wearing a red cap with the brim tucked backward, kicked the door open, then exhaled quickly in relief, no doubt having heard the latest round of screaming and yelling. “There you two are! Thank goodness y’all haven’t started tearin’ each other apart yet. Now, Numbuh Three, I really think you oughta cool it right about now!!”
“Numbuh Five’s right, guys! STOP!!” the goggled boy accompanying Numbuh Five agreed, extending his hand pleadingly while gasping for breath, then regaining enough of his composure to talk coherently and thus reason with his diametric comrades. “What if Numbuh One accepts cleanup duty for Sector V at the Arctic Training Base over this?!?!” Had he been aware of that collision his Australian friend suffered at one of those last intersections, his current panic level would have skyrocketed exponentially.
“Stay out of this, Abby and Hoagie!!!! This is just between Wally and me!!” Kuki furiously yelled back, then turned back to Wally. “Now, Wally, when I get thro--”
Before any literal sparks could fly, the Kids Next Door Moonbase’s intercom beeped to life, replaced right away by a female voice interlaced with strictness but also a strange sort of secrecy and irony about something. “Attention, Kids Next Door Moonbase. Will Numbuhs Two through Five of Sector V please report to my office A-S-A-now? All other operatives, stand by for a very… unique and special announcement. Numbuh 362 out.”
At least three minutes ticked painfully slowly by before Hoagie Gilligan, a.k.a. Numbuh Two, gulped at what he thought was the KND Supreme Leader’s very stern warning to his teammates. “Great. Just great. Come on, guys, let’s go. We’ve got one serious tongue-lashing ahead of us.”
Abby Lincoln, a.k.a. Numbuh Five, could only nod her head in despair, then sigh in disgust as she turned in Wally and Kuki’s general direction. “Numbuh Five isn’t gonna be too sympathetic with you two if Numbuhs One and 362 ask me what we were doin’...”
With that, Hoagie and Abby trudged out of the room and down the corridor to the office of the highest-ranking operative in the Kids Next Door, leaving a very bewildered Wally and Kuki to reconsider what just happened before they, too, emerged in defeat one long minute later. They could only wonder what punishment Numbuh 362, a.k.a. Rachel McKenzie, not just their Supreme Commander but also their closest real friend here, would impose on Sector V for this unjustified disruption of the peace on the Kids Next Door Moonbase.
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“HAVE YOU AND NUMBUH 362 GONE ABSOLUTELY NUTS, NUMBUH ONE?!?!?!?!?!” Wally, known simply as Wallabee Beetles to his schoolmates and family and Numbuh Four to the Kids Next Door, exclaimed vociferously, echoing rather bluntly the sheer disbelief radiating from the eyes of his teammates as their friend and sector leader and his girlfriend explained Sector V’s latest “assignment,” with Numbuhs 60 and 86, 362’s two main Global Command deputies, in attendance.
Nigel and Rachel only continued smiling triumphantly after they administered a synopsis of their idea and its context. Two months after the Base of Jihad’s explosive (no pun intended at all) self-introduction to the KND's consciousness, virtually every adversary ever normally confronted by Kids Next Door operatives all over the planet but especially in North America was now completely silent and therefore off the radar. As a logical result, thousands upon thousands of kids suddenly became very bored yet also strangely frightened by this new group of villains and their nefarious vision. By that point in time, Nigel and Rachel were completely uncertain about a course of action to alleviate the inevitably mounting stress… until a certain male operative knocked an idea into their heads -- and them clean to the side of said stony hallway just as they were about to reach the final corridor leading to Rachel’s office. The idea itself sounded simple enough: for the next week, the Kids Next Door Moonbase would get into the acting business, and its very first project would be William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet.
“No, Numbuh Four. Everything Rachel and I said is correct,” Nigel, known as Numbuh One to the rest of his team, nodded in complete and certain affirmation, standing proudly and smugly next to his Supreme Commander and girlfriend, who was sitting in her chair, her hands folded professionally on her desk.
“Awwww, that’s sooooo romantic of you, Numbuh One!!!!!” Kuki chirped as happily as she normally did while clasping her hands eagerly to her side, evidently forgetting her practically destroyed “Mr. Fluffy-Wuffykins.” “IwannabeJuliet, IwannabeJuliet, IwannabeJuliet, IwannabeJuliet!!!…” That claim she verbally raced through as she started jumping up and down as though she’d just seen a brand-new Rainbow Monkey… while the boy whom she’d had a crush on for quite some time could only gag in unmitigated disgust.
Rachel chuckled warmly, raising her hand in an offering yet eager gesture. “Now that you mention it, Numbuh Three, Nigel and I decided to take a vote among every Kids Next Door treehouse on the planet. When we listed our possibilities for the Romeo and Juliet roles… well, let me just say we were surprised at how unanimous the vote was, with one key suggestion.”
“You mean…?” All of Sector V minus Nigel questioned in unison.
“That’s right,” Nigel and Rachel countered, also in unison, before Rachel continued, “Wallabee Beetles and Kuki Sanban, you two are Romeo and Juliet. In fact, never mind that last part. Thanks to a suggestion from the British Kids Next Door, we decided to change the name of our production to Wallabee and Kuki.”
“YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! Oh, we’re gonna have so much fun being all dramatic and stuff, and we’re gonna talk and confess our love under the stars, and everyone’s gonna wanna try to keep us apart!!!!!…” the black-haired Japanese girl rambled on and on and on, then sighed in anticipation.
“Ooooooooohhhh… You go, Numbuh Four,” Hoagie said eagerly, gently nudging his elbow into Wally’s side. “Go get her, man. We're rooting for ya.”
Wally threw his arms into the air in dismay. “HEY!!! Why didn’t I get a say in this cruddy debate?!?! Guys, help me out here!!!!!”
Numbuh 86, a.k.a. Fanny Fulbright, began to chuckle in total amusement at Sector V’s antics while Numbuh 60, a.k.a. Patton Drilovsky, cleared his throat. “Well, this is all well and good, Numbuh 362, ma'am, but didn’t Romeo and Juliet have parents of their own?”
“Oh, you mean Lord and Lady Montague and Lord and Lady Capulet, Numbuh 60,” Rachel stated matter-of-factly. “Nigel and I did some thinking of our own after the vote, and we thought it would be a very good idea to pit Hoagie and Abby Montague against you and Fanny, er, Lord and Lady Capulet.”
Patton gulped as he felt a blush rise against his cheeks. “M-m-m-me, ma'am?”
Abby could only laugh heartily. “Oh, yeah, baby!!! Numbuh Five is really gonna enjoy this activity!!”
“Hey… wait a minute, Numbuh 362,” Fanny countered suddenly, then pointed at Nigel and Rachel. “How come you two aren’t in this play?”
Nigel and Rachel looked at each other knowingly, then regained their previous smiles just before Nigel spoke up. “As for us, Numbuh 86, we’re codirecting it. It was Rachel’s idea.”
Hoagie couldn’t resist glancing slyly at the prominent couple. “Oh-ho… Very smooth, Numbuhs One and 362. Now to work on my dramatic performance!!!”
“Well, team, I guess this means there are no objections to our little idea,” Nigel accepted, followed by various shouts of “Yeah!” and “We’re ready!” that were accompanied by a defeated “Oh, fine... cruddy romantic thing…”.
Nigel Uno and Rachel McKenzie could only smile at the warm scene in front of them before turning to each other, their eyes twinkling in clear signal, then nodding, letting Nigel know it was time. “If that’s really the case, then Kids Next Door…” He paused for a moment to allow Rachel to join in. “Let’s get this show on the road!!!!”
END OF CHAPTER 2
“Wallabee and Kuki”
Chapter 1: “Nigel and Rachel's Plan, Part 1”
“So, Rachel, how's the paperwork been these past two months?”
“Quite a bit thinner than I'd like, actually, Nigel. It's as if all of our regular enemies have gone quiet.”
Nigel Uno conversed with Rachel McKenzie as they walked down one of the corridors of the Kids Next Door Moonbase. They were a bit disturbed by the almost total lack of activity from their normal adversaries, from Father to the Dodgeball Wizard to the Candy Pirates to Gramma Stuffum to Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb to the Toilenator to Robin Food. Needless to say, these adversaries were of various shapes, sizes, and penchants, but they, in their own respective ways, all despised the Kids Next Door.
“Not a single attack even by those Delightful Children?” Nigel inquired in disbelief.
“That's right. With the appearance of this 'Base of Jihad,' they've simply up and dropped off our radar,” Rachel affirmed.
Nigel immediately recognized Rachel's point -- and felt his blood begin to boil. Two months ago, an organization that called itself the “Base of Jihad” changed the rules quite dramatically with the now-infamous “Great New York City Airplane Massacre,” which killed two of the Kids Next Door's best spies, Numbuhs 1938 and 1941… along with almost 3,000 men, women, and children in what used to be the tallest twin skyscrapers in all of North America. Its leader, some weird fellow with a long beard named Khalid Tariq Saif, appeared two days later and launched into a diatribe vowing the complete annihilation of the United States of America as the first step toward achieving his all-too-inhuman vision for the world -- a vision that made Grandfather look nice, or so Nigel and Rachel perceived: people jailed for owning a television, listening to music, or searching for lost pets; girls and women absolutely forbidden from any type of interaction in school; men rounded up to have rocks thrown at them because their beards weren't the proper color; children imprisoned for attempting to fly kites or play tag. The regular villains of KND memory were most likely still reeling from their betrayal and eventual Senior Citizombification by Grandfather and thus decided to simply cease whatever activities against the Kids Next Door they were previously engaged in upon hearing that tirade. The two prominent Kids Next Door operatives, now considered a couple after they returned to the Moonbase together in Rachel's ROADSTAR after separately heading down to Earth to view the still-smoldering rubble of those twin skyscrapers, neared an intersection and began to cross it, knowing that the Supreme Commander's office was just down their current corridor.
“Those barbarians…” Nigel snarled to himself as he felt himself clenching and shaking his fists behind him. “I sincerely hope they never dare to even think of attacking this Moonbase. If they do, I--"
WHACK!!!!! Nigel never got to finish that thought, because at that moment, he and Rachel were broadsided by a shorter boy who was obviously trying to desperately run from something. His Supreme Commander -- and now-girlfriend -- now sprawled on top of him, his arms splayed in front of him, and his trademark sunglasses now slightly crooked from their normal position atop his nose, Nigel could only groan to himself as he heard the other boy call out, "SORRY, MATE!!!!", before disappearing down the intersecting hallway. He opened his eyes slightly and turned to Rachel.
“Are you okay, Rachel?” Nigel asked in a voice laden with concern -- and astonishment.
Rachel nodded, her eyes opening slightly, as well. “Yeah... What was tha--”
“YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR DESTROYING POOR WITTLE MR. FLUFFY-WUFFYKINS, NUMBUH FOUR!!!!!!”
The bald British boy and the shoulder-length-blonde-haired American girl turned their heads toward the direction of that rather cute roar... and saw a girl with flowing black hair race down the same intersecting corridor in the exact same direction as the short-mushroom-blond-haired boy, her arms raised as menacingly as they could be. Rachel got up and immediately sat back down next to Nigel, signaling to her companion -- and now-boyfriend -- to do the same thing… her command helmet now sitting on its side some distance away in the intersecting corridors. What had happened this time? Nigel tried to reach over and gently help Rachel off the floor, but he had no other choice than to grab her by the shoulders and pull her against the wall on his side as they heard and then saw two more kids come barreling down the exact same corridor the first impact had sent them flying into.
“Numbuh Three, wait!!! Stop!!!!” the portly boy wearing goggles that were attached to a pilot's helmet yelled into the rectangular void ahead of him. “You and Numbuh Four might end up hurting somebody!!” If only he'd stopped to take a look at just who Numbuh Four ran over at that intersection.
The girl wearing a red cap on her head sounded a bit out of breath as she and the boy continued bolting down said rectangular void in order to find their two diametric friends. "Numbuh Five is really gettin' sick of these fights and chases!!"
With that, the duo chasing after Numbuhs Four and Three continued their attempted sprint, leaving Nigel and Rachel to their own devices, staring down the corridor that they just vanished into. The Sector V leader let go of the KND Supreme Commander and sat against the wall as both kids eventually caught their breaths.
“What… for the life of me… was that all about?” Nigel questioned dryly.
“I have no idea, but it's definitely not a scene I'd expect out of Romeo and Juliet,” exhaled Rachel.
The last three words she spoke wandered around Nigel's mind for a few moments… and then clicked perfectly into their place as he slowly turned his head toward her, his eyebrow raised at her possible idea. "What did you just say, Rachel?"
“Romeo and Juliet, Nigel. I'm a bit surprised you haven't heard of it,” responded Rachel.
“Okay…” said Nigel slowly while nodding in slight affirmation. “What is it?”
“It's a tragedy written by this William Shakespeare guy about two lovers who have to overcome many obstacles to keep their love for each other…” Rachel then sighed as she contemplated the play's inevitably grim ending. “However, they end up killing themselves to ensure that their love would be protected forever. But why are we just sitting here talking abou--” She stopped as her brown eyes detected a sudden mysterious gleam behind her bald British companion's sunglasses. “Huh? Something wrong, Nigel?”
The smirk on Nigel's face was unmistakable as he shook his head negatively, then turned back toward her. “Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Rachel?”
Rachel blinked her eyes in confusion… then understood. She, Rachel McKenzie, had just given Nigel Uno a brilliant idea for getting Numbuhs Four and Three, a.k.a. Wallabee Beetles and Kuki Sanban, respectively, to finally admit their long-obvious feelings for each other... and thus ending their almost constant bickering once and for all.
At least, so the Kids Next Door's most prominent couple thought and hoped.
END OF CHAPTER 1
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"Wallabee and Kuki"
Chapter 2: "Nigel and Rachel's Plan, Part 2"
The short boy rushed down the stony corridor, his orange hood flapping inches behind him as he frantically tried to flee his interloper. He'd already knocked several Kids Next Door operatives over -- including two at the last intersection (hint, hint) -- but all he could see in his mind was a girl with flaming eyes as she closed in on him, ready to tear him to shreds as payback for kicking her most recent stuffed toy, as freaked out as he had been -- "WAY too girly," as he put it -- toward the other side of his room just as she was showing it to him. Their two friends tried to restrain them when they checked to learn what was wrong, but to no avail. Thus began that chase all across the various corridors of the Kids Next Door Moonbase. After what was really 15 more minutes down that hall and other corridors but seemed like an eternity to him, he finally noticed an open door, immediately darted toward it into the room inside, and slammed the door shut. At least five more minutes passed, and then the boy sat down leaning against the door, feeling certain that his troubles were over… at least for the moment.
"Crikey, that was close," the boy muttered as he wiped his forehead of any sweat he'd accumulated during the course of that case. "Kuki's really gone crazy this time. If I don't do something to calm her down soon, she's gonna-- YAAAAAAH!!!!"
The door burst open from the outside, sending him flying and careening deeper into the room. Standing at the doorway was a young Japanese girl with oversized green sleeves… and eyes as flaming red as those he was envisioning just moments ago. Each stomp she made toward him seemed more life-threatening than the last as he tried vehemently to back away.
“Kuki, wait!! I can explain! Just hear me out!!!” the boy pleaded as he raised his hands in abrupt self-defense.
“You’ve really gone over the line this time, Wally!!!!” Kuki Sanban, the girl whose “Mr. Fluffy-Wuffykins” he’d just ruined, bellowed over him, completely silencing him and the room around them, if it had any sound at all. “I thought we had something special ever since Numbuhs One and 362 spotted us in the Supreme Commander’s office snuggled up next to each other staring at the Earth after 362 told us about that double airplane massacre, but now I guess I was WRONG, wasn’t I?!?!?!”
Suddenly, a new girl, this one wearing a red cap with the brim tucked backward, kicked the door open, then exhaled quickly in relief, no doubt having heard the latest round of screaming and yelling. “There you two are! Thank goodness y’all haven’t started tearin’ each other apart yet. Now, Numbuh Three, I really think you oughta cool it right about now!!”
“Numbuh Five’s right, guys! STOP!!” the goggled boy accompanying Numbuh Five agreed, extending his hand pleadingly while gasping for breath, then regaining enough of his composure to talk coherently and thus reason with his diametric comrades. “What if Numbuh One accepts cleanup duty for Sector V at the Arctic Training Base over this?!?!” Had he been aware of that collision his Australian friend suffered at one of those last intersections, his current panic level would have skyrocketed exponentially.
“Stay out of this, Abby and Hoagie!!!! This is just between Wally and me!!” Kuki furiously yelled back, then turned back to Wally. “Now, Wally, when I get thro--”
Before any literal sparks could fly, the Kids Next Door Moonbase’s intercom beeped to life, replaced right away by a female voice interlaced with strictness but also a strange sort of secrecy and irony about something. “Attention, Kids Next Door Moonbase. Will Numbuhs Two through Five of Sector V please report to my office A-S-A-now? All other operatives, stand by for a very… unique and special announcement. Numbuh 362 out.”
At least three minutes ticked painfully slowly by before Hoagie Gilligan, a.k.a. Numbuh Two, gulped at what he thought was the KND Supreme Leader’s very stern warning to his teammates. “Great. Just great. Come on, guys, let’s go. We’ve got one serious tongue-lashing ahead of us.”
Abby Lincoln, a.k.a. Numbuh Five, could only nod her head in despair, then sigh in disgust as she turned in Wally and Kuki’s general direction. “Numbuh Five isn’t gonna be too sympathetic with you two if Numbuhs One and 362 ask me what we were doin’...”
With that, Hoagie and Abby trudged out of the room and down the corridor to the office of the highest-ranking operative in the Kids Next Door, leaving a very bewildered Wally and Kuki to reconsider what just happened before they, too, emerged in defeat one long minute later. They could only wonder what punishment Numbuh 362, a.k.a. Rachel McKenzie, not just their Supreme Commander but also their closest real friend here, would impose on Sector V for this unjustified disruption of the peace on the Kids Next Door Moonbase.
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“HAVE YOU AND NUMBUH 362 GONE ABSOLUTELY NUTS, NUMBUH ONE?!?!?!?!?!” Wally, known simply as Wallabee Beetles to his schoolmates and family and Numbuh Four to the Kids Next Door, exclaimed vociferously, echoing rather bluntly the sheer disbelief radiating from the eyes of his teammates as their friend and sector leader and his girlfriend explained Sector V’s latest “assignment,” with Numbuhs 60 and 86, 362’s two main Global Command deputies, in attendance.
Nigel and Rachel only continued smiling triumphantly after they administered a synopsis of their idea and its context. Two months after the Base of Jihad’s explosive (no pun intended at all) self-introduction to the KND's consciousness, virtually every adversary ever normally confronted by Kids Next Door operatives all over the planet but especially in North America was now completely silent and therefore off the radar. As a logical result, thousands upon thousands of kids suddenly became very bored yet also strangely frightened by this new group of villains and their nefarious vision. By that point in time, Nigel and Rachel were completely uncertain about a course of action to alleviate the inevitably mounting stress… until a certain male operative knocked an idea into their heads -- and them clean to the side of said stony hallway just as they were about to reach the final corridor leading to Rachel’s office. The idea itself sounded simple enough: for the next week, the Kids Next Door Moonbase would get into the acting business, and its very first project would be William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet.
“No, Numbuh Four. Everything Rachel and I said is correct,” Nigel, known as Numbuh One to the rest of his team, nodded in complete and certain affirmation, standing proudly and smugly next to his Supreme Commander and girlfriend, who was sitting in her chair, her hands folded professionally on her desk.
“Awwww, that’s sooooo romantic of you, Numbuh One!!!!!” Kuki chirped as happily as she normally did while clasping her hands eagerly to her side, evidently forgetting her practically destroyed “Mr. Fluffy-Wuffykins.” “IwannabeJuliet, IwannabeJuliet, IwannabeJuliet, IwannabeJuliet!!!…” That claim she verbally raced through as she started jumping up and down as though she’d just seen a brand-new Rainbow Monkey… while the boy whom she’d had a crush on for quite some time could only gag in unmitigated disgust.
Rachel chuckled warmly, raising her hand in an offering yet eager gesture. “Now that you mention it, Numbuh Three, Nigel and I decided to take a vote among every Kids Next Door treehouse on the planet. When we listed our possibilities for the Romeo and Juliet roles… well, let me just say we were surprised at how unanimous the vote was, with one key suggestion.”
“You mean…?” All of Sector V minus Nigel questioned in unison.
“That’s right,” Nigel and Rachel countered, also in unison, before Rachel continued, “Wallabee Beetles and Kuki Sanban, you two are Romeo and Juliet. In fact, never mind that last part. Thanks to a suggestion from the British Kids Next Door, we decided to change the name of our production to Wallabee and Kuki.”
“YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! Oh, we’re gonna have so much fun being all dramatic and stuff, and we’re gonna talk and confess our love under the stars, and everyone’s gonna wanna try to keep us apart!!!!!…” the black-haired Japanese girl rambled on and on and on, then sighed in anticipation.
“Ooooooooohhhh… You go, Numbuh Four,” Hoagie said eagerly, gently nudging his elbow into Wally’s side. “Go get her, man. We're rooting for ya.”
Wally threw his arms into the air in dismay. “HEY!!! Why didn’t I get a say in this cruddy debate?!?! Guys, help me out here!!!!!”
Numbuh 86, a.k.a. Fanny Fulbright, began to chuckle in total amusement at Sector V’s antics while Numbuh 60, a.k.a. Patton Drilovsky, cleared his throat. “Well, this is all well and good, Numbuh 362, ma'am, but didn’t Romeo and Juliet have parents of their own?”
“Oh, you mean Lord and Lady Montague and Lord and Lady Capulet, Numbuh 60,” Rachel stated matter-of-factly. “Nigel and I did some thinking of our own after the vote, and we thought it would be a very good idea to pit Hoagie and Abby Montague against you and Fanny, er, Lord and Lady Capulet.”
Patton gulped as he felt a blush rise against his cheeks. “M-m-m-me, ma'am?”
Abby could only laugh heartily. “Oh, yeah, baby!!! Numbuh Five is really gonna enjoy this activity!!”
“Hey… wait a minute, Numbuh 362,” Fanny countered suddenly, then pointed at Nigel and Rachel. “How come you two aren’t in this play?”
Nigel and Rachel looked at each other knowingly, then regained their previous smiles just before Nigel spoke up. “As for us, Numbuh 86, we’re codirecting it. It was Rachel’s idea.”
Hoagie couldn’t resist glancing slyly at the prominent couple. “Oh-ho… Very smooth, Numbuhs One and 362. Now to work on my dramatic performance!!!”
“Well, team, I guess this means there are no objections to our little idea,” Nigel accepted, followed by various shouts of “Yeah!” and “We’re ready!” that were accompanied by a defeated “Oh, fine... cruddy romantic thing…”.
Nigel Uno and Rachel McKenzie could only smile at the warm scene in front of them before turning to each other, their eyes twinkling in clear signal, then nodding, letting Nigel know it was time. “If that’s really the case, then Kids Next Door…” He paused for a moment to allow Rachel to join in. “Let’s get this show on the road!!!!”
END OF CHAPTER 2