Random quotes

[allie]

Post random quotes here from your friends or family, movies or TV shows, game,s books! XD

This is random, this guy always says this in my 8th Hour class:

"Oh, well the reason I'm here is just to have a good time!"

His name is Dakota Short, he's very funny. Another quote would be once everyone got quiet:

"Hey Powl, have you ever rode a buffalo?"

XDD

[ChyukiPastukiSuzuki]

Oh I have a tton.

"When he flips his hair, it looks like its in slow motion and it sparkles!!!"
^ My friend Amanda,

"Wow, we've all been asked out by Andrew at one point in our lives. What about you Steven?Has he asked you out yet?"
^Me, (He was the only guy in our group at the time)

"Dude, I was so high on 4/20"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was in a tallll tree."
"Oh,"
^ Me and my friend Tyler.

More will be here. xD

[Numbuh C12H22O11]

My old Socials teacher (who I'll be getting again this year for Grade 11) is known for his crazy quotes. We call him the Angry Scottish Midget. And he calls HIMSELF that. His quotes include, but are by no means limited to:

"Stop wrecking the machine, you little s h i t e!" (No, seriously.)
"You were too busy playing 'Zelda Takes Over Christina Lake' or something."
"You're late. Do a dance."
"Sit down, shut up and don't pull fire alarms."
"Maybe one day we'll actually get some work done in here."
"Perhaps a crazy Scottish guy with no hair, a knife and a bagpipe handle."
"No one has ever won in Afghanistan since Alexander the Great."
"Hopefully you'll be trained like little monkeys by the end of the year."
"They follow you around like you're gonna steal something. Maybe you are."
"Ugh. Got weird things happening."
"Hopefully I won't go off on a tangent about wild squirrels or something."
"Huh. Bling boy got it."
"...and you'll bleed too if you don't do your notes!"
"You're next. Brad'll grab one leg, I'll grab the other and we'll stomp ya in."
"Riding your bike backward, thinking you're a deer..."
"Holy crap! Quit trying to break my overhead projector! You do it every day!"
"Don't try it. I'll crush you."
"They thought, holy crap! This guy's smarter than us! And bigger than us!"
"If you pass me, you'll be bleeding and missing an eye."
"It doesn't... *bangs hand on desk* ...MATTER!"
"Move my fat head. Is that what you were gonna say?"
"I'd make it clearer, but SOMEONE'S IN THE WAY."
"Little more focus on the work."
"WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?!"
"He wanted to be a military policeman so he could beat up the military guys."
"My one buddy used to be able to move one eye in the opposite direction."
"No. Suffer."
"If you need to use the bathroom, get some Depends."
"Stop it, Lacey, or I'll break it in two!"
"I knew those two would come in handy."
"It's a drug and it will kill you, so stop."
"*high-pitched voice* That's for shooting little Johnny!"
"The lemmings were on the other hill."
"I'm gonna yell Kyle in a minute. You don't want me to do that."
"She asked me what my students were doing. I said, 'Passing'."
"I'm not trying to give you grief. Or bleeding ears."
"Some of you have to fall on your face like I did!"
"Half of your face is missing (for some of you, that would be an improvement)..."
"I'm not trying to make you have fun."
"It's rare for me to sit down."
"Next year you get to work with a real teacher."
"I had to make him sign a contract stating he wouldn't be in my class after graduation."
"I. DON'T. WANT. TO. DO. THIS. EVERY. TIME."
"He was afraid of getting ripped."

And about that last one: A "rip" is his term for where he goes apenuts on somebody.

[Sadie]

This guy in our apartment complex at college is totally in love with one of my roommates. He comes over here all the time to talk to her. Well, another roommate of mine, Hannah, thinks it's hilarious, and every time he comes over, she makes jokes about how he's there to see her and about how he needs to quit stalking her, even though he's in love with our OTHER roommate. Last night, when he and our other roommate were leaving, after a few minutes of joking around, Hannah screamed, just as they were walking out the door, "I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU!"

It made my night.