Aladdin-KND style!

[Numbuh 434]

I love it!!!!The movie rulez and this story rulez even more!!!Nice work bro!

[shadoboy]

Chapter seven.

*Mr. Sanban is sitting on his throne, piling up little Rainbow Monkey figurines*
Mr. Sanban: Steady now… *places miniature Posh Party Rainbow Monkey on top* And done. *sits back. The door bangs open, causing the pile to fall over and Mr. Sanban cries like Numbuh 3. Father comes storming in, carrying a scroll*
Father: Sire! Sire!
Mr. Sanban: Dammit Father! I told, you, 4 o’ clock is playtime!
Father: I have found the solution to the problem with your daughter!
Numbuh 1: Problem with your daughter! Awck! *flies over to the throne and sits down on the armrest*
Mr. Sanban: Oh, you can do something about her airheadness?
Father: Not that problem… I’m talking about the marriage thing!
Mr. Sanban: Oh…
Father: Right here. *unfurls scroll* ‘If the princess has not chosen a husband by the appointed time, then the sultan shall choose for her.’
*Mr. Sanban tries to stuff a biscuit in Numbuh 1’s mouth. Numbuh 1 backs away*
Mr. Sanban: But my Kuki hated all those guys and kicked them in the crotch… *waves the biscuit absentmindedly. Numbuh 1 wipes his forehead in relief* How could I choose someone she hates? *quickly stuffs the biscuit in Numbuh 1’s mouth. Numbuh 1 chokes and falls over*
Father: Not to worry, my liege. There is more. ‘In the event a suitable prince cannot be found, the princess must then be wed to…’ *overacted gasp* Oh, how interesting!
Mr. Sanban: What?
Father: What an incredible shock! I had no idea!
Mr. Sanban: What, what?
Father: Why, the surprise is enormous! I am overwhelmed!
Mr. Sanban: Stop stalling!
Father: ‘The princess must then be wed to the royal vizier.’ And that would be… me!
Mr. Sanban: No way! *grabs the scroll and tries to read* I’m pretty sure the law says she has to marry a prince, and that the law forbids the grand vizier from marrying.
Father: *snatches the scroll back* Desperate times call for desperate measures, my lord! And I would gladly sacrifice myself so that the princess can become queen.
Mr. Sanban: I dunno…
Father: *takes out a staff, which sprouts a laser gun in the end, and holds it in Mr. Sanban’s face. The ray shoots* You will order the princess to marry me…
Mr. Sanban: *hypnotized by the ray* I… Will order… The princess… To… *snaps out of the spell* But you’re so old!
Father: No I’m not! I’m only like te… I mean, twenty-nine!
Mr. Sanban: But she’s only ten… *gets hypnotized again*
Father: The princess will marry me…
Mr. Sanban: The princess… will marry…
*Suddenly, trumpets sound in the background, snapping Mr. Sanban out of the spell again*
Father: Noooo! *incredibly soft voice*
Mr. Sanban: What? What is that? That music! *hops over to the window* Ooooh, Father! You must come see this!

*Meanwhile, over by the city gates, a huge parade is going on. It is led by Lee, who is dressed up as a (female) baton twirler*

-“Prince Wally”-
Marchers: Make way for Prince Wally!
Swordsmen: Say hey! It's Prince Wally!

Lee: Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey you, let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh come, be the first on your block to meet his eye!
Make way, here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

*Lee turns into a random guy and mingles with the crowd*
Prince Wally! Fabulous he!
Wally Awablah!
*Lee encounters the Ice Cream men #1 to 4*
Genuflect, show some respect!
down on one knee!
*Lee pulls the carpet out from under their feet, causing them to fall to their knees*
Now, try your best to stay calm!
Brush up your Sunday salaam!
And come and meet his spectacular coterie!
*Numbuh 4 is at the back of the parade, on Spankulot’s back, waving at random people and acting like he’s got an ego the size of a planet. Meanwhile, Numbuh 1 is dancing along to the music, until he gets whacked by Father*

Prince Wally!
Mighty is he!
Wally Awablah!
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
*Lee zaps Numbuh 4, causing his muscles to grow huge. The women in the crowd start to drool*
Lee as an old guy: He faced the galloping hordes!
Lee as his cute little boy self: A hundred bad guys with swords!
Lee as random bystander: Who sent those goons to their lords?
Crowd: Why, Prince Wally!

Male chorus: He's got seventy-five golden camels!
*A group of slaves carrying lots of golden camel statues walks by*
Female chorus: Purple peacoks
He's got fifty-three!
*A huge cart with peacoks drives by. One of them goes rabid and flies into the crowd to attack innocent bystanders until it is shot*
Lee: (Make that fifty-two) When it comes to exotic-type mammals…
Lee as a Rainbow Monkey: He’s got a zoo!
Lee as Mr. Huggykins: I'm telling you!
Chorus: It's a world-class menagerie!

*Cut to a balcony, where Wallysgirl, Flirtykuki 101 and Kukiwallyloverke are standing. Lee zaps behind them, dressed as a fangirl. His T-shirt reads ‘Totally Numbuh 4 crazy’. They sing in counterpoint*
Lee: Prince Wally! Handsome is he, Wally Awablah!
Wallysgirl, Flirtykuki 101 and Kukiwallyloverke: There’s no question this Wally’s alluring.
Lee: That physique! How can I speak?
Wallysgirl, Flirtykuki 101 and Kukiwallyloverke: Never ordinary, never boring!
Lee: Weak at the knee!
Wallysgirl, Flirtykuki 101 and Kukiwallyloverke: Everything about the kid just plain impresses!
Lee: Well, get on out in that square!
Wallysgirl, Flirtykuki 101 and Kukiwallyloverke: He’s a winner, he’s a whiz, a wonder!
Lee: Adjust your hair and prepare
Wallysgirl, Flirtykuki 101 and Kukiwallyloverke: He’s about to pull my heart asunder!
Lee: to gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Wally!
Wallysgirl, Flirtykuki 101 and Kukiwallyloverke: And I absolutely love the way he dresses!
*Numbuh 3 has been watching from the balcony of the palace. She makes the “finger in throat” sign, then leaves. Meanwhile, Wallysgirl faints, and gets caught by Lee. He then drops her, and zaps off to lead the rest of the parade, which is headed for the palace*

Chorus: He's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys!
Random bystanders: He has the monkeys! Let’s see the monkeys!
Chorus: And to view them he charges no fee!
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies!
They bow to his whim, love serving him
they're just lousy with loyalty to Wally! Prince Wally!
*Numbuh 4 throws gold coins out to the people, who rush over to collect them. Wally marches on, up the steps of the palace. Mr. Sanban quickly hops back inside, and wants to open the door, but Father stops him. Suddenly, the door bangs open, squishing Father behind it. The parade enters, led by Spankulot the elephant*

Lee as Numbuh 4’s vizier: Prince Wally!
Amorous he! Wally Awablah!
*Lee walks over to Mr. Sanban, and bows to him*
Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see!
And that, good people, is why
he got dolled up and dropped by!
Chorus: With sixty elephants, llamas galore!
With his bears and lions
a brass band and more!
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
his birds that warble on key!
Make way for prince Wally!
*Incredibly fanfare builds up, and complete chaos as Father tries to shoo the parade out the door again. The song ends as Numbuh 4 jumps off Spankulot’s back, lands on the carpet, and flies down to the sultan*
[…]

*Door slams shut as Father has finally managed to get rid of the parade. The sultan is clapping enthusiastically*
Mr. Sanban: Splendid! Marvelous! Again!
Numbuh 4: *bows down, and lowers his voice in an attempt to sound more impressive* Ahem. Your majesty. I have come from afar to brag about my wealth and to seek your daughter's hand. This is my elephant, Spankulot. *points to Spankulot, who is grinning widely* And my royal vizier and stylist, Lee-Sama. Call him Lee. *points to Lee, who makes a cool move with his yo-yo*
Lee: Henshin a Yo-yo, baby!
Mr. Sanban: Prince Wally Awablah! Of course! *rushes to shake Numbuh 4’s hand* I’m delighted to meet you! This is my royal vizier, Mr. Wigglestein, *Numbuh 4 and Lee were drinking a soda but they spit it with laughter * call him Father. He’s delighted too. Aren’t you?
Father: *extremely lifeless* Ecstatic. *walks over to Numbuh 4* You seem familiar. Have we met before?
Numbuh 4: I doubt it.
Father: Well, Mr. Abooboo-
Numbuh 4: Awablah!
Father: Whatever. You can’t just parade in here, uninvited, and expect us to-
Mr. Sanban: *poking the carpet with a stick* Ooh, what a neat device! You don’t suppose I could… You know… *looks upwards hopefully*
Numbuh 4: You wanna fly with it? I dunno… It might not be able to support your weight.
Mr. Sanban: Ahem? *narrows eyes*
Numbuh 4: I mean, certainly! Go right ahead!
*Mr. Sanban makes a giddy sound, and hops onto the carpet. Before it floats upwards a bit Father uses his Laser staff to pin it to the ground*
Father: Sir, I must advise against this.
Mr. Sanban: Don’t be such a grouch! Loosen up! Learn to have some fun! *kicks away the staff*
*The carpet makes a wild ride along the room*
Mr. Sanban: Squadala! We’re off!
Father: Sooo… Which country are you from?
Numbuh 4: Err… *turns to Lee* Do I have a country?
Lee: I dunno… *shrug*
*Meanwhile, in newly created Wallyland*
Citizen #1: Where is Prince Wally?
Citizen #2: Poverty reigns this land! *runs in circles*
Citizen #3: Someone burned down my house! Again…
Citizen #2: We are in need of leadership!
*back at the Ugrabah palace*
Numbuh 4: Oh, it’s much farther away than your country, I’m sure. *smiles at Father. Father does not return the smile*
*meanwhile, the carpet falls to the ground, exhausted. It lands on Numbuh 1, who was absentmindedly singing the ‘prince Wally’ song*
Mr. Sanban: Wahoo, that was fun! *walks around all dizzy* I seem to have a knack for it. Maybe it’s a nice second career.
Father: It wouldn’t be wise to consider that, your majesty.
Mr. Sanban: Grouch. *glares at Father, before turning to Numbuh 4 again* Anyway, this is a very impressive young boy.
Numbuh 4: Oh, stop it, you’re making me blush.
Mr. Sanban: Oh, I just had a great idea! You can marry my daughter!
Numbuh 4: I was the one who told you…
Mr. Sanban: I’m sure she would love you! And it’s always better than Father.
Father: Sire, I do not trust this child. Throw him out of the palace! Quickly!
Mr. Sanban: Nonsense! I’m an excellent judge of character! After all, I hired you.
*Numbuh 1, who has just managed to drag himself out from under the carpet, bursts into laughter*
Mr. Sanban: Hey, there’s something wrong with your parrot… Anyway, I’m sure princess Kuki would approve.
Father: No, no, I must intercede. On Kuki’s behalf. This boy is no different from the others.
Numbuh 4: Your majesty, I am Prince Wally Awablah! (He pushes father apart and the sound of banging trashcans and a scared cat is heard.) Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter!
Numbuh 3: How dare you?!
Mr. Sanban: Kuki! How long have you been standing there?
Numbuh 3: Long enough. How could just stand there, deciding my future? I’m not a prize to be won!
*She storms out*
Mr. Sanban: Don’t worry Prince Wally. She just needs some time to cool off. I’m sure she’ll love to marry you.
Numbuh 4: Really?
Mr. Sanban: Sure. Come on, I’ll give you a tour of the palace.
*Grabs Numbuh 4 and pulls him along*
Father: *Taking a banana peel from his shoulder* I think it’s time to say goodbye to prince Abooboo…
Numbuh 4’s voice: Awablah!
Father: Whatever!

End of chapter 7

[Renee]

Ha! I loved this chapter! Yay! the PWs are in it as well! C'mon! Kuki just Give Numbuh Four- Err I mean "Prince Wally Awablah" a chance!

[wallysgirl]

Everything about Wally just plain impresses!
Is a winner, a wize a wonder, he's about to pull my hear asunder!
I absolutely love the way he dresses!! XD

SQUEE! Prince Wally Awablah is so handsome & wealthy! *faints like in the story*


*giggles*

Great job Shadoboy!! The parade was awesome!!! Update soon!

[Numbuh 434]

Me singing xD I loved the story!!!!!

[shadoboy]

Chapter eight

*Nighttime, Numbuh 4 is outside, pacing around in the palace courtyard. Meanwhile, Spankulot is trying to peel bananas with his elephant feet (and failing miserably) while Lee plays a game of Battleship with Carpet*
Numbuh 4: What am I going to do? Kuki won't even let me talk to her. I should have known I couldn't pull off this stupid prince wish! Think, Numbuh 4… think!
Lee: *in the background* Ah! You sunk my battleship! Not cool!
*Carpet does a little victory dance*
Lee: *Dressed like Captain Jack Sparrow* Oh yeah? You think you’re so tough? You asked for it now!
*Lee snaps his fingers. The Black Pearl appears. Lee zaps carpet into a cage and teleports the cage to the deck of the ship.*
Lee as Jack Sparrow: You’re paying for stealing my rum!
*A huge Mario style bomb comes down from the sky in slow motion. When it finally comes into contact with the ship, smoke flies everywhere, as there is a loud thudding sound. The ground shakes immensely. When the smoke has cleared away, all that is left is Carpet and a small flag reading ‘kaboom’*
Lee: *Back in normal outfit* Hahahahah! Revenge! Revenge! *diabolical laughter*
*Carpet gives Lee a wedgie*
Lee: OW!!!!
Numbuh 4: Will you keep it down over there? I’m trying to think!
Lee: *Tucking his underwear back to place* Party pooper. *pouts*
Numbuh 4: Lee, I need help!
Lee: Would that be in the form of a second wish?
Numbuh 4: No. It’s in the form of ‘Your cruddy prince wish is not working!’
Lee: My prince wish? I’m pretty sure you’re the one who said *changes Into Numbuh 4* “Lee, I wish for you to turn me into a prince!” *changes back again*
Numbuh 4: Humph.
Lee: All right, sparky, here's the deal. You wanna court the little girl, you gotta be a straight shooter, do ya follow me?
Numbuh 4: Err…
Lee: It’s useless here. Forget it. See, what you gotta do is simple.
Numbuh 4: Get you to tell the sultan that as my royal vizier and stylist, you don’t think I’m ready to marry yet?
Lee: Aw, isn't that cute? But you're WRONG! *whacks Numbuh 4 with an oversized yo-yo*
Numbuh 4: Why do you always do that? *rubs the back of his head*
Lee: I like the funny sound you make.
Numbuh 4: …
Lee: Okay, what you gotta do is… *a blackboard appears. Lee points out the words as he speaks them* Tell. Her. The… *turns over to blackboard to reveal neon-letters* TRUTH!
Numbuh 4: Ay caramba! My ears!
Lee: Sorry.
Numbuh 4: Anyway, if Kuki found out I was really some cruddy street rat, she'd laugh at me.
Lee: A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh! *snaps his fingers, and Numbuh 4 now wears a bright striped outfit, with spinning bowtie and a flower that squirts water*
Lee: Don’t you feel loved already?
Numbuh 4: …
Lee: Sorry. *turns him back to his usual outfit* Numbuh 4, all joking aside. You gotta learn to be yourself.
Numbuh 4: Hey, that’s the last thing I wanna be. Okay, I’ll try to reason with the princess. She is really nice, you know. I’ll be cool, confident…smooth… How do I look?
Lee: … Like a prince. *pouts and enters the lamp*
Numbuh 4: Let’s go, carpet! *hops on top of carpet, and flies to the balcony of Numbuh 3’s room*

*Numbuh 3 is sitting on her bed, angsting*
Numbuh 3: *sigh* Oh Robo-Bradley, what a mess. *pets Robo-Bradley*
Robo-Bradley: Can’t you just call me Bradley?
Numbuh 3: Hahah, I like it when you try to talk. *pets Robo-Bradley again*
Numbuh 4’s voice: Princess Kuki!
*Robo-Bradley looks up and growls slightly*
Numbuh 3: Who’s there?
Numbuh 4’s voice: It’s me! Num- I mean Wally! *lowers voice in another pathetic attempt to seem cool* Prince Wally Awablah.
Numbuh 3: Why are you outside my window?! Creep! Trying to peek on me, are you? Just like Father’s bald parrot!
Numbuh 4’s voice: No! I just wanna talk!
Numbuh 3: That’s what the parrot said.
*Robo-Bradley gets up and goes out to the balcony*
Numbuh 4’s voice: Holy ****! What the heck is that thing? Argh! Down kitty! Down! Don’t point that thing at me! Aaaaaargh!

*Over the edge of the balcony, Carpet is watching with Lee below.*
Lee: How's our beau doing?
*Carpet cuts his neck with his finger.*
Lee: Dude, totally not cool!

*Eventually, Numbuh 3’s curiosity gets the better of her, and she goes outside to check it out. Robo-Bradley is trying to push Numbuh 4 off the balcony.*
Numbuh 4: Oh, Crud!
Numbuh 3: Crud? That sounds familiar. Have I seen you before?
Numbuh 4: No! No you haven’t! You’ve never met me before in your life! Nuh-huh!
Numbuh 3: You reminded me of someone I met at the market. *ponders*
Numbuh 4: The market? Hah! *laughs nervously, a Bee buzzes around his head.* I have servants that go to the market for me! Why, I even have servants who go to the market for my servants! And servants who go to the market for my servant’s servants. So… You couldn’t have met me.
Numbuh 3: And you don’t… have a missing twin brother or something?
Numbuh 4: Not that I know of…
Numbuh 3: So you are not him… too bad, he was stupid, but very nice…
Bee: *Who is obviously Lee (No pun intended)* Enough about you, Casanova! Talk about her! She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes. Anything--pick a feature!
Numbuh 4: Um, Kuki?
Numbuh 3: Call me Numbuh 3, please.
Numbuh 4: Numbuh 3, then, you're very...
Lee: Wonderful, glorious, magnificent, air-headed!
Numbuh 4: Air-headed!
Numbuh 3: Air-headed?
Lee: Whoopsie…
Numbuh 4: Beautiful.
Lee: Nice recovery.
Numbuh 3: Hmm. I'm rich too, you know.
Numbuh 4: Yeah!
Numbuh 3: The daughter of a sultan…
Numbuh 4: I know.
Numbuh 3: A fine prize for any prince to marry.
Numbuh 4: Uh, right. Right. A prince like me.
Lee: Not cool, NOT COOL!!!
Numbuh 3: Right, a prince like you. And every other stuffed shirt, swaggering peacok I've met and kicked in the crotch!
Lee: Ooh! That’s gotta hurt!
Numbuh 3: Just go jump off a balcony before you are added to the list! (She turns and walks away)
Numbuh 4: Crud…
Lee: Do you want me to sting her?
Numbuh 4: (Swats at Lee) Buzz off!
Lee: Okay, fine. But remember--Bee yourself! *Lee buzzes into his turban*
Numbuh 4: What a lame joke.
Numbuh 3: What!?!
Numbuh 4: Uh, you're right Numbuh 3. You aren't just some prize to be won. You should be free to make your own choice. *Numbuh 3 and Robo-Bradley look at each other in confusion.* I'll go now. *He steps up on the ledge and drops off.
Numbuh 3: I didn’t mean that literally! Man, I thought he couldn’t be *THAT* stupid!
Numbuh 4: Hey! What you mean with *THAT* stupid?
Numbuh 3: How--how are you doing that?* She looks over the edge and sees the Carpet.*
Numbuh 4: It's a magic carpet.
Numbuh 3: *Big eyes* Aww! It’s so cute! (Carpet takes Numbuh 3's hand with a tassel.)
Numbuh 4: You, uh, you don't want to go for a ride, do you? We could get out of the palace, see the world, eat some Ice-cream!
Numbuh 3: Ice-cream?
Numbuh 4: Sure. Do you trust me?
Numbuh 3: What?
Numbuh 4: Do you trust me?
Numbuh 3: *Blushing* Not really…
Numbuh 4: Cool.
*He takes her hand and gets up on the carpet. It zooms into the sky. Numbuh 3 looks back and sees Robo-Bradley looking up at her questioningly. She gasps as they fly over the palace wall and into the night sky*

-“A whole new world”-
Numbuh 4: I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me Kuki, now when did you last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways, and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world!
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

*Numbuh 4 holds Numbuh 3 like in the famous Titanic scene as they fly in and out of the clouds. Eventually he loses balance and she stumbles on him. Soon they laugh*

Numbuh 3: A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you!

Numbuh 4: Now I'm in a whole new world with you!

*A small cloud hits Numbuh 4 in the face, giving him a cloudy beard and mustache, which he quickly takes off, much to Numbuh 3’s amusement*
Numbuh 3: Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky

*They join a flock of birds in the sky. One of them starts pecking Numbuh 3*
Numbuh 3: Agh! My face!
*Numbuh 4 punches the bird*

Numbuh 3: A whole new world!
Numbuh 4: Don't you dare close your eyes!
Numbuh 3: An hundred thousand things to see
Numbuh 4: Hold your breath--it gets better!
Numbuh 3: I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be!

*They zoom down over a river, apparently the Nile, for beyond the ship's sails are the Great Pyramids. They wave at a worker sculpting the complete nose of the Sphinx. He gets so startled he chisels too much and breaks off the front section of the nose.*
Sculptor: UFOs!

Numbuh 4: A whole new world!
Numbuh 3: Every turn a surprise
Numbuh 4: With new horizons to pursue
Numbuh 3: Every moment, red-letter
Both: I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you!

A whole new world
That's where we'll be

*They fly through Greece, where Numbuh 4 grabs an apple and starts eating it in a messy way and offers some to Numbuh 3, who is now sure she is dealing with Numbuh 4, not Prince Wally.*

Numbuh 4: A thrilling chase
Numbuh 3: A wondrous place
Both: For you and me…!

* The Carpet hovers along over a lake, where the couple leans on each other, but Numbuh 4 loses balance and falls in the lake*
Numbuh 4: HELP! I CAN’T SWIM!!!
[…]

*Fireworks burst and we see the couple at a Chinese New Year celebration, sitting on a rooftop.*

Numbuh 3: Have you dried off?
Numbuh 4: Yep. Um…Numbuh 3, thanks for saving me.
Numbuh 3: *Giggles* You’re welcome! *Silence while they see the fireworks* It's all so magical.
Numbuh 4: Yeah.
Numbuh 3: …It's a shame Spankulot had to miss this.
NUMBUH 4: Nah. He hates fireworks. He doesn't really like flying either. That is...oh Crud!!
Numbuh 3: *Takes his turban* Aha! You are the kid from the market! I knew it. *Sad* Why did you lie to me?
Numbuh 4: Numbuh 3, I'm sorry.
Numbuh 3: Did you think I was stupid?
Numbuh 4: No! Well, a bit air-headed yes, but…
Numbuh 3: You thought that I wouldn't figure it out?
Numbuh 4: No! I mean, I hoped you wouldn't. No, that's not what I meant!
Numbuh 3: *Teary-eyed* Who are you? Tell me the truth!
Numbuh 4: The truth? (He looks at Carpet who wave him on, giving up hope.) The truth...the truth is... I’m Wallabee or Numbuh 4, the kid you met in the market and I’m pretending to be a Prince, because I really like you. You know my vizier, Lee? He is actually a genie I found in some lamp after a creepy old geezer helped me escape from jail…
Numbuh 3: Aw, see? It wasn’t that hard, was it?
Numbuh 4: You believe me?
Numbuh 3: If you were lying you would have thought on something better.
Numbuh 4: Oh.
Numbuh 3: Why didn’t you tell me?
Numbuh 4: Because law says you must marry a prince…
Numbuh 3: Don’t be silly! I won’t accept that law I’ll try talking to my father again tomorrow. If he won’t listen to my words, I’ll just go on a hunger strike, like that time when he wouldn’t buy me the Detective Rainbow Monkey!
Numbuh 4: UGH! Stupid Rainbow Monkeys…
Numbuh 3:
Numbuh 4: Sorry…

*Cut to the palace balcony, where Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4 return. The Carpet forms a set of steps and she descends. Numbuh 4 then descends just below the balcony.*
Numbuh 3: Good night, my so-called prince.
Numbuh 4: Sleep well, princess.
*They slowly lean forward to kiss, but Carpet bumps him up and they kiss sooner than expected. She walks away slowly then turns and looks at him. Finally she enters her room through the curtain.*

Numbuh 4: Yes! (He falls back onto the carpet, which descends to the ground.) For the first time in a whole lotta time things are finally picking up again.
*Suddenly, four sets of hands grab Numbuh 4 and pull him off the carpet, shoving his face into the ground as his hands and feet get shackled*
Numbuh 4: Eww… I got sand in my mouth!
*Numbuh 4 gets pulled to come face to face with Ice Cream men #1 to 4*
Ice Cream man #1: You seem familiar. Have I arrested you before?
Ice Cream man #3: Why do I have the sudden urge to call this kid ‘street rat’?
Numbuh 4: What’s going on here?!
Father: I’m afraid you’ve… overstayed your welcome, prince Abooboo…
Numbuh 4: Awablah! Is not that hard! Repeat after me: A-WA-BL! *Gets gagged*
Father: Whatever! Make sure he’s never found.
Ice Cream man #4: Oooh, we’re gonna play hide and seek again?
Ice Cream man #2: Idiot.

End of chapter 8

[Numbuh 434]

Nice work!!!Wally and Kuki kissed *fangirl scream*

[shadoboy]

Chapter nine

Featuring…
William, the blonde DC, as (Thanks to the DC discussion thread for helping me decide the name!)

*Flash to a cliff by a lake. Numbuh 4 gets shoved off it*
Numbuh 4: *muffled scream*
*five minutes later*
Numbuh 4: *same muffled scream*
Numbuh 4’s thoughts: Crud, this cliff is high!
*Numbuh 4 lands in the water with a splash, and sinks to the bottom of the lake, because his legs are trapped in a cement block*
Numbuh 4’s thoughts: Oh, please, not water again!
*Numbuh 4 sees the lamp landing a few feet away from him. He tries to get to it, but the cement block is keeping him in place*
Numbuh 4’s thoughts: Must… rub… lamp!
*Suddenly, the cement block slides down a small slope, dragging Numbuh 4 with it. Numbuh 4 lands right next to the lamp. He quickly rubs it, and just in time because he rapidly loses consciousness. Lee comes out, wearing a bath cap over his normal cap, holding a bath brush and a rubber ducky. He isn’t wearing anything else besides a black box with the word CENSORED covering… well, you get the picture*
Lee: Not cool! That’s the story of my life! Just when I get into the bath, someone has to rub the lamp! *Squeaks ducky, looks over at Numbuh 4 and poofs to his normal outfit* Whoa! Numbuh 4! Speak to me buddy!
*Sees Numbuh 4’s unconscious*
Lee: Uhm! Uhm! Make a wish! Quickly! Say “Lee, I wish for you to save me”! Hurry!
*Numbuh 4 still is unconscious, Lee shakes him to make his head go up and down*
Lee: Wish accepted!
*Lee poofs away the cement block, gag and shackles, and turns himself into a Baywatch babe. He grabs Numbuh 4 and quickly swims back to the surface, where he drags Numbuh 4 over to a beach. Numbuh 4 starts coughing insanely*
Lee: Alright there, buddy? Want me to give you… CPR? *winks*
Numbuh 4: Certainly not when you look like that!
Lee: *poofs back to genie form* Sorry. Just don’t scare me like that!
Numbuh 4: Lee, I… Uh…
*Due to complete lack of words, the two hug*
Normal crowd: Awwwwwww…
Caption contest crowd: We need a screenshot of that!!!!
*They break the hug immediately and look apart from each other*
Numbuh 4: Um…Thanks Lee.
Lee: I’m gettin’ kinda fond of you, Numbuh 4. Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything! Well, except if they are blue and decorated with cool rocket ships!
Numbuh 4: … Okay… Well, to the palace!

*Numbuh 3 is in her room, humming The Yatta song. Suddenly, the sultan enters. His eyes show that he’s been hypnotized, but Numbuh 3 is oblivious*
Mr. Sanban: Kuki Sanban!
Numbuh 3: Oh, father! I’m happier than the sooppuh happy Rainbow Monkey Princess!
Mr. Sanban: That’s good sweetie. I have chosen a husband for you.
Numbuh 3: I know. You chose that dope Wally! And I agree…
Mr. Sanban: You are to wed Father.
Numbuh 3: Wh-what?
*Father walks in and smirks at her*
Father: Speechless, I see. That’s a fine quality for a wife.
Numbuh 3: You want me to marry him? But he’s so… old!
Father: I’m only te… I mean, twenty-nine!
Numbuh 3: See? There’s like... nineteen years difference. It’s a huge age gap!
Father: *lowly* Not quite…
Numbuh 3: Dad, I thought you wanted me to marry Wally?
Father: Wally Abooboo has left.
Numbuh 4's voice: Awablah!
Father: Whatever! Wait a minute...
*Numbuh 4 appears at the window*
Numbuh 4: Better check your crystal ball again, Big Daddy!
Numbuh 3: Wally!
Father: Le Gasp!
Numbuh 1: How in the heck did he- I mean- Awck!
Numbuh 4: Tell them the truth, Father! You tried to have me killed. Not only that, but you another terrible secret.
Father: Is that so? *shifty eyes*
Numbuh 4: I figured it out just now. Why you seemed so familiar.
Father: Eheheh…
Numbuh 4: See, some time ago, I assisted to the Junior witchcraft and magicians circle. It didn’t last that long after I put hot sauce in the leader’s coffee. Anyways, I met there an annoying kid named William, who kept bullying other kids around. But he was also one of the best members of the junior witchcraft and magicians circle. That little kid… was you!
Father: Preposterous!
Numbuh 4: Oh really? I recognized the ray gun staff. It can be used for all sorts of magic. Including magic that makes you seem older. You’re not really twenty-nine! You’re ten! And thus a minor!
Numbuh 3: Well, we are also minors…
Father: Ridiculous nonsense, your highness. He’s lying. *holds the staff in Mr. Sanban’s face. The lights start flickering*
Mr. Sanban: He’s… lying…
Numbuh 3: DA-AD! What’s wrong with you?
Numbuh 4: Here’s what’s wrong!
*Numbuh 4 grabs the staff and smashes it on the floor. Father lets out a loud shriek, and changes into a ten year old boy with a slight poof. Mr. Sanban snaps out of the hypnosis*
Mr. Sanban: Whoa, what happened? Did I sniff the special mushrooms again?
Numbuh 4: Father, or I should say William, was controlling you! With this! *holds up the broken staff*
Mr. Sanban: What? Father! *looks around wildly*
Numbuh 4: Over there… *points to William*
Mr. Sanban: … Oh, he seems so much younger all of a sudden. Oh well. You are a bad boy! To the corner!
William: Your majesty, this can all be explained…
*Numbuh 1 flies over to William and lands on his shoulder*
Numbuh 1: It wasn’t us! Awck!
Mr. Sanban: Ice Cream men! Ice Cream men!
Numbuh 1: … Well, that’s it. We’re dead. Just dig a grave for both of us. We’re goners.
William: Oh hush, you stupid- *sees the lamp in Numbuh 4’s pocket. He tries to make a move for it, but is suddenly grabbed by Ice Cream men*
Mr. Sanban: Arrest him at once!
*the Ice Cream men drag William away, but he quickly pulls something out of his pocket*
William: You haven’t seen the last of me! *throws little flask to the floor, with a little explosion it transforms into a pie*
Everyone: PIE!!!!
*The Ice Cream men let go of William, and everyone goes over to eat the pie. William casually walks down the hallway, followed by Numbuh 1*
Mr. Sanban: Darn, he escaped! Find him! Search everywhere!
Numbuh 4: Numbuh 3, are you all right?
Numbuh 3: Yes.
*They lean in to kiss, but Kani barges between them.*
Mr. Sanban: Father, my most trusted counselor, plotting against me all this time. Just horrible. How will I ever- *He stops in mid sentence and looks at the pair.* Can it be true? My daughter has finally chosen a suitor? *She nods* Whoopee! *Kisses Numbuh 3 and then turns to Numbuh 4* I could kiss you too!
Numbuh 4: Eww!
Mr. Sanban: I won't--I'll leave that to my little girl. You two will be wed at once! Yes, yes. And you'll be happy and prosperous, and then my boy, you will be sultan!
Numbuh 4: Sultan?
Mr. Sanban: Yes, a fine upstanding youth like yourself, a person of your unimpeachable moral character is exactly what this kingdom needs!
Numbuh 4: Really?

*Meanwhile, at William’s evil lair o’ doom…*
Numbuh 1: I’m really tired of this! We gotta get out of here! I-I gotta call my agent! *grabs a cell phone and starts dialing the number*
William: … *starts laughing insanely*
Numbuh 1: Oh boy... He lost it.
*Numbuh 1 puts down the cell phone and flies over to William. William continues to laugh, even when Numbuh 1 knocks on his head*
Numbuh 1: William? Hello? Earth to Willie! Get a grip!
*William grabs Numbuh 1’s neck*
Numbuh 1: N-Not like that!
William: Prince Wally is nothing more than that street rat Numbuh 4. That’s why he seemed so familiar from the beginning. And now he’s got the lamp.
Numbuh 1: That explains a lot…
William: You’re going to relieve him of it. *drops Numbuh 1*
Numbuh 1: What? Me? Aw, what was I thinking, taking this job?

*Meanwhile, in Numbuh 4’s room. Numbuh 4 is staring out the window*
Numbuh 4: Hmmm… Sultan, eh?
*Lee comes out of the lamp*
Lee: Wahoo! All hail the coolest hero! *Turns into a one-man band. He sees Numbuh 4 walk away*
Lee: *Shrugs, and takes out a microphone* Anyway, you’ve just exposed Father as being a dirty fraud. What are you gonna do next? *holds the microphone in Numbuh 4’s face*
Numbuh 4: …
Lee: *takes out a script with the title “Aladdin-KND Style” and flips through it* Psst, your line is... “I’m going to set Lee free”. Take your time.
Numbuh 4: Ah… Lee… I can’t.
Lee: Sure you can. Just go *swaps heads with Numbuh 4* “Lee, I wish you free.” *swaps heads back*
Numbuh 4: I’m sorry. I can’t! They want to make me sultan. No, they want to make Wally sultan. Without you I would be only Wallabee.
Lee: Didn’t you tell Numbuh 3 all this already?
Numbuh 4: So? I like to be a prince…
Lee: But Numbuh 4! You promised!
Numbuh 4: I know… But the only reason everyone likes me, is because of you! People look up to me now. What if they find out I’m not really a prince? I can’t do this without you! I need you! So… I can’t wish you free.
Lee: … I see. *crosses arms* That’s okay… cool, actually… Now, if you’ll excuse me, master… *glares at Numbuh 4 before disappearing into the lamp*
*Spankulot and carpet watch from the window*
Spankulot: Ohhh… *sigh*
Numbuh 4: Lee, I’m really sorry!
Lee: *Blows a raspberry from inside the lamp*
Numbuh 4: Well, fine! Then just stay in there! See if I care! *covers the lamp with a pillow, and looks around angrily. He sees Spankulot and carpet* What are you two looking at? Huh?!
*Spankulot’s eyes fill up with tears. He slowly leaves. Carpet follows*
Numbuh 4: Ah no! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to- Spankulot, come back! *sigh* Lee’s right… What am I doing? I must find Numbuh 3, we should tell this to the sultan…
Numbuh 3’s voice: Wally? Could you come out here for a sec?
Numbuh 4: … Okay then… *grabs his turban and walks outside* Numbuh 3, where are you?
*Numbuh 1 is wearing a beak and standing on stilts in the pond, next to a flamingo. He’s imitating Numbuh 3’s voice*
Numbuh 1: Uhm… Over here! In the bathroom!
Numbuh 4: *blushing* Bathroom …?
*Numbuh 4 walks off, not noticing Numbuh 1*
Numbuh 1: Ahahahahah! *he turns and comes face to face with a freaky looking Flamingo*
Freaky looking Flamingo: Heheheh… D’uh…
Numbuh 1: What the heck? You got a problem, pinky? *stares at ‘pinky’* It’s like watching at my great-auntie…
*Numbuh 1 hurries into Numbuh 4’s room and finds the lamp*
Numbuh 1: Oh boy, is William going to be happy to see you. *ponders for a second* Wait a minute…Why don’t I rub the lamp? See what happens?
*Numbuh 1 rubs the lamp. Lee comes out*
Lee: Numbuh 4, I told you- *looks around* Eh?
Numbuh 1: Down here, buddy!
Lee: … You gotta be kidding! I got summoned by a talking parrot?
Numbuh 1: You betcha! So let’s get to wishing! Heheheh…
Lee: … Hold on for a sec. *takes out ‘Genie rules for dummies’ and flips through it* Hmm, says here I’m allowed to grant a talking animal three wishes too, as long as he has an IQ the same height of an average human being. Is your IQ the same height of an average human being?
Numbuh 1: Actually, it’s higher.
Lee: Well… Okay then. What can I do for you, master? … Okay, that sounded totally not cool
Numbuh 1: Quit yer whining. My first wish is to be human!
Lee: Granted. *snaps his fingers. Numbuh 1 the parrot turns into Nigel Uno*
Numbuh 1: … *checks himself out in the mirror* Holy snap! I look… I look… gorgeous!
Lee: Hmmhmm… *looks around uninterestedly*
Numbuh 1: This is amazing! I’m a hunk! *twirls around in front of the mirror* Oh boy, I wish William were here to see this!
Lee: Granted.
Numbuh 1: W-wait, I didn’t-
*Lee snaps his fingers, and William, who is eating some pudding, appears in a poof*
William: Huh? What just happened? *stares back and forth between Lee and Numbuh 1, as it dawns on him* Numbuh 1, what did you do?!
Numbuh 1: I wanted to play with the pretty lamp too…
William: You moron! Why I oughta-
*William continues to rant on for a while. Numbuh 1 sighs*
Numbuh 1: Man, I wish I’d never rubbed the stupid lamp.
Lee: Granted.
Numbuh 1: Huh? Noooo!
*Lee snaps his fingers, and disappears into the lamp, as William gets poofed away again and Numbuh 1 turns back into a parrot*
Numbuh 1: Whoooah… What happened? I feel odd… Well, anyway, better get this lamp to William. *Numbuh 1 grabs the lamp and flies off*

End of chapter 9

[shadoboy]

No comments? Oh well.

Chapter ten.

*The sultan is standing on a balcony at the palace entrance, overlooking the city. The crowd below cheers very faintly*
Mr. Sanban: People of Ugrabah! My daughter has chosen her suitor! I totally did not force this upon her in whatever way! Blahblah, I like cupcakes. Etcetera, etcetera, formal stuff!
Crowd: Whoopteedoodah…
*Meanwhile, Numbuh 3 is hiding behind a wall*
Numbuh 4: Princess?
Numbuh 3: Numbuh 4! Where have you been?
Numbuh 4: Look, I think I must tell them…
Numbuh 3: Mhh… I think that would be the best…
*A large Ice Cream man appears*
Large Ice Cream man: Hey, Wally. Your time to shine, buddy!
Numbuh 4: Heheh. See, here’s the thing…
Large Ice Cream man: Get your tiny butt on that balcony! NOW!
Numbuh 4: Okay, okay! Sheesh!
*Numbuh 4 walks onto the balcony, as the crowd cheers wildly.
Mr. Sanban: Prince Wally Abooboo!
Crowd: WALLY ABOOBOO!
Numbuh 4: Awablah!
Crowd: WHATEVER!
Numbuh 4: Oh boy…
*Another meanwhile, behind some sort of window, inside some sort of room…*
Numbuh 1: Look at them all. Those numbskulls. Cheering for such a pansy.
William: So let them cheer.
*William takes out the lamp and rubs it. Lee exits, his back turned to him*
Lee: You know Wallabee, I’m getting reaaa- *turns to face William* aaaallyyyy… You’re not him. *frowns and stares into William’s face. He takes out a script* Tonight, the role of Wallabee will be played by a short, girly and sinister looking boy.
William: *grabs Lee’s cap and pulls him down* I’m your master now!
Lee: Let go! I love this cap!
William: Genie, grant me my first wish! I wish to rule up high… as sultan!
*Cut to outside, as the castle is suddenly surrounded by dark clouds, a la Death mountain. The ground starts shaking, and the crowd disperses, screaming wildly*
Numbuh 4: What the frig?
Mr. Sanban: Oh! Bless my soul! Wh-what’s going on here? Is that seagull back?! I didn’t steal your eggs!! Do not kill me! No! It’s happening all over again!
*Numbuh 3 slaps Mr. Sanban*
Mr. Sanban: … Ah. Sorry.
*Suddenly, Mr. Sanban’s clothes disappear. He left in his boxer short. Everyone shrieks in terror, and covers their eyes. William appears, and the clothes reappear on him. They’re way too large for him*
William: Ahem?
*A mysterious force shrinks the clothes*
Mr. Sanban: William, you naughty little betrayer!
Numbuh 1: *also wearing a snazzy sultan outfit* That’s Sultan naughty little betrayer to you!
Numbuh 4: Oh yeah? I’ll show you! *pulls off his turban, and looks inside it. It’s empty* Uh… *starts emptying his pockets* Hold on a sec. *takes off his shoe and looks inside it* Where did I leave that cruddy lamp?
William: Oh, you mean this lamp? *holds up the lamp*
Numbuh 4: … Oh Crud…
Numbuh 3: Don’t tell me that lamp is where the Genie…?
*suddenly, a giant, scary-looking Lee appears, and lifts the palace. Everyone gasps*
Numbuh 4: Lassie! … I mean Carpet!
*Carpet appears, and Numbuh 4 hops on top of it. They fly up to Lee’s head*
Numbuh 4: Lee, stop!
Lee: I’m sorry Wally… I really am. But I’ve got a new master now.
*Lee places the palace on top of a mountain*
William: What the heck? Why did you do that, you ignoramus?
Lee: You said you wanted to rule up high, didn’t you?
William: Not like that! Jeez!
Mr. Sanban: William, I order you to stop!
William: There is a new order now! My order! Finally, you will bow to me!
*Mr. Sanban gets ready to bow*
Numbuh 3: We’ll never bow down to you!
*Mr. Sanban stops bowing, stands up straight and tries to look innocent*
Numbuh 1: Why am I not surprised?
William: If you won’t bow before a sultan, then you’ll cower before a sorcerer! *turns to Lee* Genie, my second wish!
Lee: I have a name, you know, and it’s not too difficult to remember…
William: I don’t care! I wish for you to make me… the most powerful sorcerer in the world!
*Lee bites his lower lip, closes his eyes and points his finger at William*
Numbuh 4: Lee, no!!!
*Lee zaps William. William gets turned into Father, and the staff returns to his hand*
Numbuh 1: Ladies and gentlewomen! Please give a warm, Ugrabah welcome for sorcerer Father!
Father: Ah, it feels good to be back! Now, where were we? Oh yes, I believe I ordered you two to bow! *points his staff at Numbuh 3 and Mr. Sanban. They fall to the ground*
Robo-Bradley: Oh, you have done it now! *runs at Father, teeth bared*
Father: Down, stinky! *zaps Robo-Bradley, who turns into common Bradley*
Bradley: ... Buh?
Numbuh 4: Hey, that’s not very nice! Now… Return my genie!
Father: He’s mine now! Muahahahahah! *zaps Numbuh 4 with his staff, causing him to float in midair*
Numbuh 4: Whoa, funky!
*Father zaps Numbuh 3 too, and brings them closer together*
Father: Heeheeh, this is fun!
*Father bangs Numbuh 4 and Numbuh 3 into each other*
Numbuh 4: Ow!
Numbuh 3: My head!

-“Prince Wally, reprise”-
Father: Prince Wally, yes it is he!
But not as you know him.
Read my lips and come to grips with reality!
Yes, meet a blast from your past
Whose lies were too good to last.
Say hello to your precious Prince Wally!
*Father zaps Wally back to Numbuh 4*
Numbuh 1 (spoken): Or should we say… Wallabee?
Numbuh 3 (spoken): I kinda… already knew.
Numbuh 4: (spoken): Yeah, I told her a few chapters ago.
Father (spoken): Just let me finish the stupid song! It’s the only one I get!
Numbuh 4 (spoken): Okay, okay.
Father: So Wally turns out to be merely Wallabee.
Just a con! Need I go on?
Take it from me!
*Spankulot comes running towards them. Father turns him back into a monkey*
His personality flaws
Give me adequate cause
To send him packing on a one-way trip!
*Father sends Numbuh 4 and Spankulot into a tall pillar of the castle. The carpet quickly joins them*
So his prospects take a terminal dip!
His assets frozen, the venue chosen
Is the ends of the earth - whoopee!
So long!
Numbuh 1 (spoken): So long, see ya!
Father: Ex-Prince Wally-!
*Father uses his staff like a golf club, and the pillar is sent shooting off like a rocket*
[…]

Father: Muahahahahahah! Muahahahahah!
Mr. Sanban: We are undoubtedly screwed now…

*Somewhere in a cold and snowy place, the pillar lands, and Numbuh 4 rolls out of it*
Numbuh 4: Ah, crud! Cold! *hops around in an attempt to keep warm* Spankulot? Spankulot! *sees a shivering pile of snow, and starts digging through it* Oh, this is all my fault! I should’ve freed Lee when I had the chance!
*Numbuh 4 succeeds in digging out Spankulot *
Spankulot: *makes the sound an extremely cold monkey would make*
Numbuh 4: I’m sorry! I made such a mess of things! This calls for angsting!
*Numbuh 4 sits with his knees pulled up to his face, and you can almost see the angst aura around him*
Spankulot: … Ahem!
Numbuh 4: What? Can’t you see I’m busy?
Spankulot: *points to the pillar that is rolling towards them, ready to squish them*
Numbuh 4: Crud! *grabs Spankulot and runs*
*They arrive at a cliff*
Numbuh 4: We’re trapped!
Spankulot: Squeaaaak! *hops on top of Numbuh 4’s head and clings to his hair*
Numbuh 4: No! Get off! I don’t wanna die with a monkey plastered to my head! *tries to yank Spankulot off again*
*suddenly, carpet appears to save the day. It scoops up Numbuh 4 and flies off. The pillar rolls off the cliff*
Numbuh 4: We’re saved! And now, to Ugrabah! *peels Spankulot off his head, as the carpet heads in the general direction of Ugrabah*… boy, I miss Lee the stewardess…

End of chapter 10

Next up, the final chapter!

[Renee]

I liked this chapter...It was funny! I know the next (and final) chapter will be just as sweet!

[wallysgirl]

AW! Shadoboy, you're stories alwas end too quick for me!! ^-^

Can't wait for the next chapter!!

WALLY'S GOTTA SAVE KUKI FROM EVIL FATHER/WILLIAM-PERSON THINGY!! XD

[shadoboy]

Final Chapter

Featuring…
Abigail “Numbuh 5” Lincoln as

*Back in Ugrabah, shrouded in red clouds. Cut to int. and slow zoom of throne room. Numbuh 1 has Kani tied up like a marionette, and Numbuh 3 is chained next to the throne.*
Numbuh 1: Dance, puppet! Dance! Muahahahah!
Mr. Sanban: Cannot… dance… anymore! Heart… failing! *forced to do the cancan*
Numbuh 1: Now, have some biscuits!
Numbuh 3: Please, stop it!
Father: *Listening to the Yatta theme on his i-pod* …And everybody say YATTA!
Numbuh 3: STOP IT!!! *extremely loud scream*
Father: Socks? Where?
Numbuh 3: Never mind!
Father: Ahhh… I love this. *takes out his earphones* Hey slave girl, get me a can of Red bull!
Numbuh 3: Get it yourself!
Father: Don’t make me cover yourself in a parachute!
Numbuh 3: Stupid little wanker… *grumbles and walks over to a mini fridge. She grabs a can of Red bull and flings it at Father. He catches it before it hits his face*
Father: Heheh. *takes a gulp* Mhh… Red bull gives you wings!
Numbuh 3: Humph.
Father: It pains me to see you reduced to this, Numbuh 3. A beautiful desert bloom such as you should be on the arm of the most charismatic man in the world. *snaps his fingers. A crown appears in his hand* Well?
Numbuh 3: Never! *turns her back to Father* You’re old!
Father: I think it was pretty clear I’m only ten!
Numbuh 3: I said NO!!!
Father: Why you little- *wants to smack her, but suddenly has a better idea* No. Genie, I have decided on my final wish. I wish for princess Kuki to fall desperately in love with me.
Lee: Aw, isn't that cute? But you're WRONG! *whacks Father with an oversized yo-yo*
Father: …
Lee: Aww… You don’t make the cool sound Numbuh 4 makes. *pouts*
Father: What the heck is the matter with you, you stupid yo-yo obsessed brat who rips-off Viewtiful Joe’s phrases?!
Lee: Actually “Henshin a Yo-Yo” is the phrase of Captain Blue Jr., who is Joe’s sidekick…
Father: Whatever. I’m your master, and you’ll do what I order you to do, slave!
Lee: S-slave? *tears on his eyes*
*Suddenly, Numbuh 4 appears at the window. Numbuh 3 notices him*
Numbuh 4 *using sign language*: Play. Along. Okay?
Numbuh 3 *using sign language*: What. The. ****?
Numbuh 4 *using sign language*: Don’t. Use. Words. Like. That.
Numbuh 3 *using sign language*: Sorry.
Numbuh 4 *using sign language*: Just. Play. Along.
Numbuh 3 *using sign language*: Okay.
Lee: Look, I can’t just make people fall in love with-
Numbuh 3: Oh Father!
Mr. Sanban: Yes, dear?
Numbuh 3: Not you, dad!
*Both Lee and Father turn to stare at Numbuh 3, who is putting on the crown Father wanted to give her*
Numbuh 3: I never realized how incredibly handsome you are!
Lee and Father: WHAT?!
Lee: But… But… *scratches the back of his head and stares at his finger, trying to see if he used magic*
Father: Ah, that’s better. *approaches Numbuh 3* Now, tell me more about… myself.
Numbuh 3: You’re tall, well-dressed…
*As Numbuh 3 continues to talk, Numbuh 4 crawls down the curtains and lands on the floor. Lee sees him*
Lee: Hey! Midget boy!
Numbuh 4: Shhh! … Wait, ‘midget’?!
*Lee floats over to Numbuh 4*
Lee: Wally, I can’t help you. I work for the psychopathic shadow guy now.
Numbuh 4: I’m a street rat, remember? I’ll improvise.
*Numbuh 4 slowly sneaks over to the throne, where the lamp is. Father doesn’t notice. Numbuh 4 makes his move, but Numbuh 1 sees him*
Numbuh 1: Fath- *gets grabbed by Spankulot, who covers his beak*
Numbuh 3: and you can dance really, really well… And… Your hair is so lush and… hum… I love your beautiful yellow eyes.
Father: Go on.
Numbuh 3: Err… You have a wonderful taste in clothing…
Numbuh 3’s thoughts: Hurry, please!
*suddenly, Numbuh 1 knocks over a bowl. Father almost looks back, but Numbuh 3 does something drastic to distract him… She starts dancing and singing a weird song. Everyone stares at her*
Numbuh 3: If it's a shame
If it's a bowl...
Then it's the ALPHA ALSKI LORD!!!
Mind the key you Slongs-ga-bong!
From the van a pretty man.
Might be cool, a Boomnut dare not fool

If it's a scall From Nostrilville
Then try the High school IceCapades
We based anything you say Shiny Halls. S.O.S.
I'm gonna hug the ALSKI LORD!!!!
Spankulot: Yuck!

Father: Wow! That’s… *sees Numbuh 4’s reflection in Numbuh 3’s crown, and whips around* You! How many times must I kill you?!
Numbuh 4: Err… Preferably never again.
*Father shoots fire at him*
Numbuh 4: Someone grab the lamp! *Crashes against a statue*
*Numbuh 3 runs towards the lamp*
Father: Oh, princess, your time is up!
*Traps Numbuh 3 in a giant hourglass and sand falls on her*
Numbuh 3: That joke was lame…
*Spankulot rushes towards the lamp, but Father sees him*
Father: It’s peanut butter jelly time!
*Transforms Spankulot into a dancing banana, the Carpet rushes in*
Father: Someone needs to get tickled!
*Transforms the Carpet into a “tickle-me Elmo” doll*
Father: Okay, Wallabee, there is only one way to solve this… A DDR duel!
*Father clicks a button and a DDR Machine appears, a dramatic theme is played*
Numbuh 4: A DDR duel?
*dramatic theme plays again*
Father: A DDR duel!
*dramatic theme plays again*
Numbuh 4: A DDR duel?
*dramatic theme plays again*
Father: A DD- Oh, for the love of- Stop that!
Lee: *blushes* … Sorry.
Numbuh 4: But… I don’t know how to play that!
Father: Exactly why I proposed it. This is my palace, so I make the rules! Hahahahah! Ahahahah! Ahahahahahahah!
Numbuh 4: Crud…
Numbuh 3: You’d better win, Numbuh 4! Or else!
*Both Numbuh 4 and Father take a place the game*
Father: Let’s get jiggy with it. *narrows eyes*
*Lee appears on stage, wearing a sparkly outfit*
Lee: And now… In the red corner… The current lord of disco and sultan of Ugrabah, William Wigglestein AKA Father!
*Numbuh 1 claps, and the others ‘boo’ Father*
Lee: And… In the blue corner… Our challenger! Cute street rat, Numbuh 4!
*Everyone except Numbuh 1 starts cheering*
Numbuh 3: *holds up a Numbuh 4 banner* You go girl!
Lee: Let’s begin!
*The music starts (insert your favorite DDR song here) and both contenders start dancing. Several (female) Lee cheerleaders appear in the background*
Cheerleaders: Gimme a W! Gimme an A! Gimme a double L! Gimme a-
Father: You’re supposed to be cheering for me!
*The group of cheerleaders turns into a single cheerleader, who waves a tiny little flag with a ‘F’ on it*
Cheerleader: Father, father, he’s our man… If he can’t do it… GREAT!
*Numbuh 4 trips in mid-song, making father win*
Father: HAHAHA! Pathetic! And the worst part was that even if you won, I wouldn’t have freed anyone!
Numbuh 4: Why you…!
*He takes a step, trips and falls face-first again, a generic comic show laughter is heard*
Father: You’re pathetic.
Numbuh 3: You cheater!
*Father covers Numbuh 3 in a parachute. Numbuh 4 tries to punch Father, but he gets hit by a fireball. Father then surrounds themselves into a circle of fire*
Father: Silly child! You really thought you had a chance to defeat me, you pathetic midget? *Grabs Numbuh 4 by his shirt* Without the genie boy, you’re nothing! *He prepares to strike Numbuh 4 with a flaming fist*
Numbuh 4: … Lee… *looks over at Lee, who is playing with his yo-yo in a sad way. He has an idea* Lee! Lee has more power than you’ll ever have!
Father: What?!
Numbuh 4: He gave you your power, and he can easily take it away again!
Lee: *hiding behind a pillar* N-Numbuh 4… What are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
Numbuh 4: Face it Father, you’re still just second best!
Father: *Lets Numbuh 4 go*… He’s right. The genie’s power exceeds my own… *ponders* But not for long! *approaches Lee*
Lee: Ah, don’t listen to the kid! He’s crazy! He hit his head really hard just now!
Father: Slave, I make my third wish. I wish to be… an all powerful genie!
Lee: … Your wish is my command. *points his finger at Father* Not cool… Stupid Numbuh 4…
*Lee zaps Father. The ground starts shaking, and Father transforms into an evil shadowy genie*
Father: Yes! The power! The absolute power! Muahahahahah!
*Numbuh 4 breaks the hourglass and frees Numbuh 3 from the parachute*
Numbuh 3: Wally, you idiot! What have you done?!
Numbuh 4: Trust me!
Numbuh 3: Okay…
*A shiny lamp appears at the base of Father’s genie tail*
Father: The universe is mine to command! The new era of Adult domination is at hand! Ahahahahah!
Numbuh 4: Aren’t you forgetting something, Father?
Father: Eh?
Numbuh 4: You wanted to be a genie, you got it! With everything that goes with it!
Father: What?! *shackles appear around Father’s wrists* No! Noooo!
*Father gets sucked into the lamp. Numbuh 1 quickly tries to escape*
Numbuh 1: I’m getting outta here!
*Father grabs Numbuh 1*
Numbuh 1: I SAID NO!!!!
*Numbuh 1 pecks his hand and makes him let go. Father disappears with a loud flushing sound*
Numbuh 4: Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space!
Lee: COOL!
(Spankulot turns back to normal, the Elmo doll becomes a carpet again, Numbuh 3, Mr. Sanban and Robo-Bradley are standing together and Numbuh 1 becomes Nigel Uno. The palace reappears where it used to be in the city. Numbuh 4 is left holding the new lamp.)
Numbuh 1: Finally! I’m free from that idiot!
Father *inside the lamp*: Stupid traitor parrot!
Numbuh 1: Oh, shut up, you moron! I need my agent! NOW!
Father *inside the lamp*: Your agent doesn’t give a damn about you, otherwise he wouldn’t have given you this part in the first place!
Numbuh 4: *picks up the lamp* Oh, I wonder if Father will grant me three wishes! *shakes the lamp*
Father *inside the lamp*: Aaaargh!
Lee: You’d better not try that out. *snatches the lamp from Numbuh 4* Ten thousand years in the cave of wonders ought to chill him out. *takes out a baseball bat, goes to the balcony and hits the lamp out into the desert*
Mr. Sanban: Hey, so you weren’t a prince after all?
Numbuh 4: Nah, I’m not. I’m sorry we lied. I just wanted to seem insanely cool to marry your daughter.
Mr. Sanban: That’s okay. I can understand. This one time, I pretended to be a ballerina. Not many people were impressed though.
Numbuh 4: Eww… *Turns to Numbuh 3* Well, Kuki, I guess...this... is goodbye? *Lee pokes his head around the corner shocked at what he is hearing.*
Numbuh 3: Oh, that stupid law! This isn't fair--I love you.
Lee: *Wipes away a tear* Hey, you still have one wish! Just say the word, and I can turn you back into a prince again.
Numbuh 4: But Lee… What about your freedom?
Lee: Hey, it’s only an eternity of servitude. This is… LOVE!
Mr. Sanban: That line is still so sappy it could make a cat puke…
Numbuh 4: Well, as much as I love being cool, I’ve got to stop pretending to be something I’m not.
Numbuh 3: I’ll love you anyways…
Numbuh 4: Lee, I wish for your freedom.
Lee: One awesome bishie prince coming up- Wait, what?
Numbuh 4: You’re free! *holds out the lamp*
*Lee’s shackles fall off his wrists. The lamp falls to the ground, just a regular useless lamp*
Lee: Wow! I’m a real boy!
Numbuh 4: … You’re floating in midair…
Lee: Ooh, I’m a real boy with genie powers! Even better! This is… Wow! I’m free! *picks up the lamp and stares at it. He hands it to Numbuh 4* Quick, make a wish!
Numbuh 4: What?
Lee: Wish for something outrageous. Say “I wish for Soda Lake!”. Go on! Wish for Soda Lake!
Numbuh 4: I… wish for Soda Lake.
Lee: No way, loser! Ahahahahahah! In your face! *points at Numbuh 4 and laughs* Ooh, does that feel good! I’m free! I’m free at last! *takes out a suitcase and starts packing useless junk* I’m hitting the road! I’m off to see the world! I think I’ll pursue my dreams of being a Yo-yo star! I-
*Lee looks down and sees Numbuh 4 staring at him. He floats down to come face to face with him*
Numbuh 4: Lee… I… I’m going to miss you.
Lee: Me too, Numbuh 4.
Numbuh 4: You’re gonna miss yourself…?
Lee: Duh!
Numbuh 4: …
Lee: No matter what anyone says, you’ll always be a prince to me.
*Dramatic hug time*
Cameraman: That’s so queer…
*Numbuh 2 comes and punches the cameraman in the face*
Numbuh 2: Boo-yah! Revenge!
*Goes away*
Lee: Hey, do I really need to go away…?
Numbuh 4: What you mean?
Mr. Sanban: You know what? You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the problem.
Numbuh 3: Father?
Father: *From afar* Yes?
Numbuh 3: NOT YOU!
Mr. Sanban: Well, am I sultan or am I sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy.
Numbuh 3: YAY! *Runs into Numbuh 4’s arms.* Him! I choose...I choose you, Numbuh 4.
Numbuh 4: Ha, ha. Call me Wally.
Numbuh 1: (Talking on a cell phone) Oh yeah? Well, take your offer and shove it up your… (Throws the cell phone from the balcony) Man, now everyone is happy except me. My stupid agent ditched me… I feel so unloved…
*Suddenly, Numbuh 5 comes running in*
Numbuh 5: Excuse me? I’m looking for prince Wally.
Numbuh 4: Err… That would be me. I think.
Numbuh 5: Oh, I’ve finally found you! *bows down*
Numbuh 4: … What’s going on here?
Numbuh 5: I have come from the country of Wallyland! Everything is in complete disarray. We need you to restore order!
Numbuh 4: Country of Wallyland?
Lee: Wow! Looks like you did get your own country!
Numbuh 4: Wow! Tell me, what does it look like?
Numbuh 5: Well, it used to be rather nice. Pretty sunsets, and clear oasis’s… But nowadays, it’s a burning pile of chaos. Nobody is sure what to do anymore.
Numbuh 4: Uh-oh…
Lee: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Numbuh 4: Why yes, we should go get an orange smoothie.
Lee: Aw, isn't that cute? But you're WRONG! *whacks Numbuh 4 with an oversized yo-yo* We need someone to restore order!
Numbuh 4: *rubs the back of his head* But who…?
*Silence, then he goes to the really sad Numbuh 1*
Numbuh 4: Hey, parrot boy, how about if you become the king of Wallyland?
Numbuh 1: Me? After all I’ve done to you?
Numbuh 4: I forgive you, just ‘cuz you’re cool, go ahead and do it.
Numbuh 1: All right!
Numbuh 5: So you are the new King?
Numbuh 1: Sure, call me Nigel! *Both of them part toward Wallyland* Now, the first thing I’m gonna do is changing the country’s name to Nigieland…
Lee: You know what? I think I’ll stick with you after all, master!
Numbuh 4: You can call me Numbuh 4, you know.
Lee: WRONG! *whacks Numbuh 4 with an oversized yo-yo*
Numbuh 4: … Heh.

*Now we see Numbuh 4 and Numbuh 3 on the carpet at a fireworks night*
-“A whole new world, reprise”–
Numbuh 4: A whole new world…
Numbuh 3: A whole new life…
Both: For you and me…!
[…]

*They fly off into the moonlight, while kissing and after they have disappeared the moon turns and reveals the Lee's laughing face. Suddenly the film is grabbed "off the projector", Lee and Sonia lift it up and look at the audience.*
Lee, Sonia: Made ya look!

The End!

[Numbuh 434]

I loved it!!!!!!!!!Nice work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!