Post by shadoboy on Oct 22, 2007 22:23:59 GMT -5
I decided I wanted to upload this one earlier. It's the one fic I couldn't finish in the old forum.
Chapter 1
Introducing…
Shadoboy as himself
Numbuh 5 as the Muse Calliope
Sonia as the Muse Terpsichore
Trish (blonde DC girl) as the Muse Clio
Numbuh 362 as the Muse Melpomene
Lizzie as the Muse Thalia
Stickybeard as the Rock Titan
The Ice Cream monster as the Ice Titan
Grandfather as the Lava Titan
Mr. Fizz as the Wind Titan
Mr. Beatles as Zeus
Ms. Beatles as Hera
Numbuh 4 as Hercules
Numbuh 2 as Hermes
The Kid as Narcissus
Cree as Athena, goddess of wisdom
Lee as Pegasus
Father as Hades
Professor XXXL as Dionysius, god of wine
FlirtyKuki as Aphrodite, goddess of beauty
King Sandy as Ares, god of war
Lenny as Cerberus
William as Pain
David as Panic
The Annoyingly Cute Triplets Who Lived Upon the Hill as the Fates
Wow, a LOT of characters!
*Our story starts within a museum full of statues, jars, and stuff*
Shadoboy: HEY KIDS! *Krusty Laugh* You wanna hear a story?
Invisible crowd: NO!
Shadoboy: Well, too bad! Sit down and listen! *Clears throat* A long time ago, in the faraway land of ancient Greece, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes. And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Wallabee Beatles. But, what’s a real hero? Ah! That’s what our story…
Lizzie: Hear that? He makes the story sound like some Greek tragedy!
Sonia: Chill out, Shado!
Numbuh 5: Let us take it from here, okay?
Shadoboy: Can I give out some little note before?
Numbuh 5: Sure, why not?
+Fun Fact: There were 9 muses; the ones that not appear here are Erato, Euterpe, Polyhymnia and Urania+
Shadoboy: All yours, girls!
Numbuh 5: We are the Muses. Goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes!
Sonia: Heroes like Numbuh 4!
Lizzie: Darling, you mean Hunkuh 4! Of course, he’s not as nearly as handsome as mi Nigie…
Numbuh 5: Our story starts in fact long before Numbuh 4. Many eons ago…
-“The Gospel Truth I”-
Numbuh 5: Back when the world was new
The planet Earth was down on its luck.
And everywhere gigantic brutes
called Titans ran amok!
Lizzie: It was a nasty place!
There was a mess wherever you stepped.
Where chaos reigned and earthquakes
and volcanoes never slept!
Muses: And then along came Beatles!
He hurled his thunderbolt!
He zapped!
Locked those suckers in a vault!
They're trapped!
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks.
And that's the gospel truth!
The guy was too type A to just relax.
And that's the world's first dish.
Lizzie: Yeah baby!
Muses: Beatles tamed the globe while still in his youth.
Though, honey, it may seem impossible-
That's the gospel truth!
On mount Olympus life was neat
and smooth as sweet vermouth.
Though, honey, it may seem impossible-
That's the gospel truth!
[…]
*The scene changes to Mount Olympus, to where the gods are having a party, then we spot baby Numbuh 4 being carried by his mom*
+Fun Fact: Hera wasn’t Hercules mother, but a mortal that Zeus had an adventure with+
Mrs. Beatles: Wally! Behave yourself.
*She lays him in a crib that forms from the clouds*
Mr. Beatles: Oh, look how cute he is! Hello! *Babbling sounds. Numbuh 4 giggles, then takes his father’s finger and lifts him* Whoa! He’s so strong! Just like his father.
*Numbuh 2 passes flying between the other gods*
Numbuh 2: Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming through! Excuse me one side, Sandy! *He gives a flower bouquet to Mrs. Beatles.*
Mrs. Beatles: Oh, Hoagie, they are beautiful.
Numbuh 2: Ah yeah, you know, Numbuh 33 made the arrangement. Cute, uh? *Heads to Mr. Beatles* Great party, boss! I haven’t seen so much love in one room since The Kid discovered himself.
*The Kid looks at himself in a mirror and makes kissing sounds. Numbuh 4 takes one of his father’s thunderbolts and starts playing with it*
Mrs. Beatles: Honey, keep those away from the baby.
Mr. Beatles: Oh, he’s not gonna hurt himself, let the kid have some fun.
*Baby Numbuh 4 bites the thunderbolt and shocks himself. He tosses the thunderbolt in frustration, the gods step aside until Cree hits it with her ninja sword so it hits a bird in mid-flight*
Mr. Beatles: On behalf of my son, I want to thank all of you for your magnificent presents!
Mrs. Beatles: And what about our present?
Mr. Beatles: Let me see…we'll take, hmm, yes, a little cirrus, and, hmm, a touch of nimbostratus, and a dash of cumulus. *Takes clouds and mixes them, then adds other spices*. Salt and pepper, a little oregano, Worcestershire sauce…
Mrs. Beatles: Don’t forget garlic!
Mr. Beatles: Right, honey! We take it and BAM! We spice it up a notch! Then we put it in the oven… *Puts them on an oven and takes them out on a tray soon after*. And we have some delicious appetizers!
*All the gods grab some of the appetizers*
King Sandy: This rocks my socks!
Mrs. Beatles: Delicious! But what about the present?
Mr. Beatles: Oh yeah!
*He takes more clouds, shapes them into a little winged figure and moves it close to baby Wally. The cloud takes the form of a winged baby with a brown flappy-eared cap*
Mr. Beatles: His name is Lee, and he’s your new friend.
*Baby Wally takes a yo-yo from the present pile and whacks Lee with it. He laughs and gives the yo-yo to Lee, then both babies hug*
All gods: Aww…!
*Mrs. Beatles hands the baby to his father*
Mrs. Beatles: Mind his head.
Mr. Beatles: He’s so tiny… *Baby Numbuh 4 bites the medallion in his neck and yawns*. My boy, *lays him on his crib* my little Wally.
Father: How touching. *Everyone turns around to see Father*. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got some melted cheese stuck on my throat. GOSH! I hate when that happens! You just have to reach for it and…
All gods:
Father: What? Is this a party or a funeral? How’s that perfect snow cone coming, Professor? I like your dress, FlirtyKuki.
FlirtyKuki:
Mr. Beatles: Father! You could come! How’s the underworld?
Father: Eh, what can I say? Dark, gloomy and all day I see, guess what? Dead people. But you meet interesting persons, like this yellow ninja guy that always yells “GET OVER HERE!” Oh, here’s Steve Irwin junior. *Materializes a skull-shaped pacifier* Here is a little sucker for the little sucker, eh?
*Baby Wally grabs Father by the finger and squishes. After some struggle Father breaks free, much to Lee’s amusement*
Father: Powerful little kid, uh? You know, he’s gonna wreck the place on a temper tantrum.
Mr. Beatles: Oh, don’t be such a party pooper! Join the fun!
Father: Hey, love to, babe, but unlike you gods lounging about up here, I regrettably have a full-time gig. You know, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Beatles.
Mr. Beatles: You, me and Poseidon agreed on which domain we’ll be having, Father.
Father: Still I can't. Love to, but can't.
Mr. Beatles: You ought to rest every now and then; otherwise you’ll work yourself to death… HA! YOU’LL WORK YOURSELF TO DEATH! *All gods start laughing* HAHAHAH! I KILL MYSELF!
Father: Hehehe, if only. If only…
*Scene changes back to the muses*
Numbuh 5: If there’s a god you don’t wanna tick off, that’s father.
Numbuh 362: Because he has an evil plan…
*Cut to Father navigating the Styx river*
-“The Gospel Truth II”-
Lizzie: He ran the Underworld,
But thought the dead were dull and uncouth.
*A dead man tries climbing to the boat*
Dead man: Hey, Father! You haven’t answered my messages regarding the invitation to…
*Father shoots fire to him*
Lizzie: He was as mean as ruthless-
And that's the gospel truth.
*A three-headed Lenny (Normal Lenny, Un-helmeted Lenny and Sector Z Lenny) appears from the shadows*
Un-helmeted Lenny: Hey! He’s back!
Lenny: Did you bring us something?
Father: Cake from the party. *Throws cake*
Sector Z Lenny: German chocolate!
Lizzie: He had a plan to shake things up-
And that's the gospel truth!
[…]
*Father arrives to the end of a staircase*
Father: WILLIAM! DAVID!
*William and David start descending the stairs calmly*
William and David: Coming, Father.
Shadoboy: Hey! Wait a second! What about the falling scene? Everyone loves the falling scene!
William and David: We refuse making that ridiculous scene!
Shadoboy: O RLY?
*Shadoboy tosses a banana peel in the stairs, William and David slip and fall down the stairs. Once they land Shadoboy breaks the trident of a statue and it gets stuck on William’s butt*
Shadoboy: Much better.
Father:
William: William, sir.
David: And David.
William and David: Reporting for duty, sir!
Father: Whatever. Just tell me when the annoyingly cute triplets arrive.
David: They are here already.
Father: *Bursting in flames* WHAT?! THE TRIPLETS ARE HERE AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME?!
William and David: We’re worms! *They change into worms* Worthless worms!
Father: Yeah, yeah… just remind me to maim you after my meeting.
*Inside*
Triplet 3: Dear sister, hold that mortal’s thread of life good and tight.
*Triplet 1 tenses the thread and Triplet 3 cuts it*
Triplet 2: Incoming!
*A ghostly woman appears*
Ghostly Woman: Where am I?
Triplet 1: You’re dead! Duh!
Ghostly Woman: But why? And why in the middle of the party?
Triplets: The salmon soufflé!
Ghostly Woman: Ugh! I knew it was a bad idea! *She leaves through a stone arc. Father arrives*
Father: Girls. I’m sorry I’m…
Triplets: Late.
Triplet 1: We knew you would be.
Triplet 2: Because we know everything.
Triplet 1: Past…
Triplet 2: …present…
Triplet 3: …and future! *To William* I can see a Nintendo Wii on your future.
William:
Father: Well, anyways, there was this party and I lost track of…
Triplets: We know.
Father: Yes, I know… you know. Well, here is the deal *Approaches a scale model with little figurines* Beatles. Mr. High and mighty, Mr. “Hey you, get off of my cloud” now has a…
Triplets: Bouncing baby brat!
Triplet 2: We know!
Father: *Gets on fire* YES I KNOW…! *calms down* I know you know, I get it, I understood the concept. My question is this, this lil’ koala is gonna put a stop to my evil scheme or what?
Triplet 2: Well…
Triplet 1: Oh no way, José! We’re not supposed to reveal the future.
Father: Uh, time out. Can I ask you something? Where do you cut your hair? It’s so smooth and silky…
*Triplet 2 giggles; Triplet 1 bonks her on the head, making her bow fall on William’s head*
David: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
William: ¬¬
Father: *Takes the bow and returns it to Triplet 2* Please girls, my fate rests on your beautiful hands.
Triplet 1:
Triplet: All right, all right!
*The triplets bring a DVD to show the prophecy*
Triplet 2: In 10 years precisely, the planets will align ever so nicely.
Hades: Ay, verse! Oy.
Triplet 1: The time to act will be at hand! Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band!
Hades: Mm-hmm, good, good.
Triplet 2: Then the once-proud Beatles will finally fall, and you, Father, will rule all!
Father: Yes! Go Father! Go Father! It’s your birthday!
Triplet 3: A word of caution to this tale!
Hades: Excuse me?
Triplet 3: Should Wallabee fight, you will fail!
*The triplets laugh and they disappear on a ninja puff of smoke*
Father: *Bursting into flame* WHAAAATTT?! *Calms* S’okay, s’okay…
*In other room*
Father: William? David? I got a little riddle for you two. How do you kill a god?
William: Making him watch Laguna Beach…?
David: You can’t because they are immortal?
Father: Right you are, have a cookie. *Throws David a cookie* Yup, they are immortal. *Takes an evil-looking vial with a purple substance* So what we’re gonna do is transform the little croc hunter into a mortal.
End of chapter 1
Chapter 1
Introducing…
Shadoboy as himself
Numbuh 5 as the Muse Calliope
Sonia as the Muse Terpsichore
Trish (blonde DC girl) as the Muse Clio
Numbuh 362 as the Muse Melpomene
Lizzie as the Muse Thalia
Stickybeard as the Rock Titan
The Ice Cream monster as the Ice Titan
Grandfather as the Lava Titan
Mr. Fizz as the Wind Titan
Mr. Beatles as Zeus
Ms. Beatles as Hera
Numbuh 4 as Hercules
Numbuh 2 as Hermes
The Kid as Narcissus
Cree as Athena, goddess of wisdom
Lee as Pegasus
Father as Hades
Professor XXXL as Dionysius, god of wine
FlirtyKuki as Aphrodite, goddess of beauty
King Sandy as Ares, god of war
Lenny as Cerberus
William as Pain
David as Panic
The Annoyingly Cute Triplets Who Lived Upon the Hill as the Fates
Wow, a LOT of characters!
*Our story starts within a museum full of statues, jars, and stuff*
Shadoboy: HEY KIDS! *Krusty Laugh* You wanna hear a story?
Invisible crowd: NO!
Shadoboy: Well, too bad! Sit down and listen! *Clears throat* A long time ago, in the faraway land of ancient Greece, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes. And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Wallabee Beatles. But, what’s a real hero? Ah! That’s what our story…
Lizzie: Hear that? He makes the story sound like some Greek tragedy!
Sonia: Chill out, Shado!
Numbuh 5: Let us take it from here, okay?
Shadoboy: Can I give out some little note before?
Numbuh 5: Sure, why not?
+Fun Fact: There were 9 muses; the ones that not appear here are Erato, Euterpe, Polyhymnia and Urania+
Shadoboy: All yours, girls!
Numbuh 5: We are the Muses. Goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes!
Sonia: Heroes like Numbuh 4!
Lizzie: Darling, you mean Hunkuh 4! Of course, he’s not as nearly as handsome as mi Nigie…
Numbuh 5: Our story starts in fact long before Numbuh 4. Many eons ago…
-“The Gospel Truth I”-
Numbuh 5: Back when the world was new
The planet Earth was down on its luck.
And everywhere gigantic brutes
called Titans ran amok!
Lizzie: It was a nasty place!
There was a mess wherever you stepped.
Where chaos reigned and earthquakes
and volcanoes never slept!
Muses: And then along came Beatles!
He hurled his thunderbolt!
He zapped!
Locked those suckers in a vault!
They're trapped!
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks.
And that's the gospel truth!
The guy was too type A to just relax.
And that's the world's first dish.
Lizzie: Yeah baby!
Muses: Beatles tamed the globe while still in his youth.
Though, honey, it may seem impossible-
That's the gospel truth!
On mount Olympus life was neat
and smooth as sweet vermouth.
Though, honey, it may seem impossible-
That's the gospel truth!
[…]
*The scene changes to Mount Olympus, to where the gods are having a party, then we spot baby Numbuh 4 being carried by his mom*
+Fun Fact: Hera wasn’t Hercules mother, but a mortal that Zeus had an adventure with+
Mrs. Beatles: Wally! Behave yourself.
*She lays him in a crib that forms from the clouds*
Mr. Beatles: Oh, look how cute he is! Hello! *Babbling sounds. Numbuh 4 giggles, then takes his father’s finger and lifts him* Whoa! He’s so strong! Just like his father.
*Numbuh 2 passes flying between the other gods*
Numbuh 2: Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming through! Excuse me one side, Sandy! *He gives a flower bouquet to Mrs. Beatles.*
Mrs. Beatles: Oh, Hoagie, they are beautiful.
Numbuh 2: Ah yeah, you know, Numbuh 33 made the arrangement. Cute, uh? *Heads to Mr. Beatles* Great party, boss! I haven’t seen so much love in one room since The Kid discovered himself.
*The Kid looks at himself in a mirror and makes kissing sounds. Numbuh 4 takes one of his father’s thunderbolts and starts playing with it*
Mrs. Beatles: Honey, keep those away from the baby.
Mr. Beatles: Oh, he’s not gonna hurt himself, let the kid have some fun.
*Baby Numbuh 4 bites the thunderbolt and shocks himself. He tosses the thunderbolt in frustration, the gods step aside until Cree hits it with her ninja sword so it hits a bird in mid-flight*
Mr. Beatles: On behalf of my son, I want to thank all of you for your magnificent presents!
Mrs. Beatles: And what about our present?
Mr. Beatles: Let me see…we'll take, hmm, yes, a little cirrus, and, hmm, a touch of nimbostratus, and a dash of cumulus. *Takes clouds and mixes them, then adds other spices*. Salt and pepper, a little oregano, Worcestershire sauce…
Mrs. Beatles: Don’t forget garlic!
Mr. Beatles: Right, honey! We take it and BAM! We spice it up a notch! Then we put it in the oven… *Puts them on an oven and takes them out on a tray soon after*. And we have some delicious appetizers!
*All the gods grab some of the appetizers*
King Sandy: This rocks my socks!
Mrs. Beatles: Delicious! But what about the present?
Mr. Beatles: Oh yeah!
*He takes more clouds, shapes them into a little winged figure and moves it close to baby Wally. The cloud takes the form of a winged baby with a brown flappy-eared cap*
Mr. Beatles: His name is Lee, and he’s your new friend.
*Baby Wally takes a yo-yo from the present pile and whacks Lee with it. He laughs and gives the yo-yo to Lee, then both babies hug*
All gods: Aww…!
*Mrs. Beatles hands the baby to his father*
Mrs. Beatles: Mind his head.
Mr. Beatles: He’s so tiny… *Baby Numbuh 4 bites the medallion in his neck and yawns*. My boy, *lays him on his crib* my little Wally.
Father: How touching. *Everyone turns around to see Father*. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got some melted cheese stuck on my throat. GOSH! I hate when that happens! You just have to reach for it and…
All gods:
Father: What? Is this a party or a funeral? How’s that perfect snow cone coming, Professor? I like your dress, FlirtyKuki.
FlirtyKuki:
Mr. Beatles: Father! You could come! How’s the underworld?
Father: Eh, what can I say? Dark, gloomy and all day I see, guess what? Dead people. But you meet interesting persons, like this yellow ninja guy that always yells “GET OVER HERE!” Oh, here’s Steve Irwin junior. *Materializes a skull-shaped pacifier* Here is a little sucker for the little sucker, eh?
*Baby Wally grabs Father by the finger and squishes. After some struggle Father breaks free, much to Lee’s amusement*
Father: Powerful little kid, uh? You know, he’s gonna wreck the place on a temper tantrum.
Mr. Beatles: Oh, don’t be such a party pooper! Join the fun!
Father: Hey, love to, babe, but unlike you gods lounging about up here, I regrettably have a full-time gig. You know, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Beatles.
Mr. Beatles: You, me and Poseidon agreed on which domain we’ll be having, Father.
Father: Still I can't. Love to, but can't.
Mr. Beatles: You ought to rest every now and then; otherwise you’ll work yourself to death… HA! YOU’LL WORK YOURSELF TO DEATH! *All gods start laughing* HAHAHAH! I KILL MYSELF!
Father: Hehehe, if only. If only…
*Scene changes back to the muses*
Numbuh 5: If there’s a god you don’t wanna tick off, that’s father.
Numbuh 362: Because he has an evil plan…
*Cut to Father navigating the Styx river*
-“The Gospel Truth II”-
Lizzie: He ran the Underworld,
But thought the dead were dull and uncouth.
*A dead man tries climbing to the boat*
Dead man: Hey, Father! You haven’t answered my messages regarding the invitation to…
*Father shoots fire to him*
Lizzie: He was as mean as ruthless-
And that's the gospel truth.
*A three-headed Lenny (Normal Lenny, Un-helmeted Lenny and Sector Z Lenny) appears from the shadows*
Un-helmeted Lenny: Hey! He’s back!
Lenny: Did you bring us something?
Father: Cake from the party. *Throws cake*
Sector Z Lenny: German chocolate!
Lizzie: He had a plan to shake things up-
And that's the gospel truth!
[…]
*Father arrives to the end of a staircase*
Father: WILLIAM! DAVID!
*William and David start descending the stairs calmly*
William and David: Coming, Father.
Shadoboy: Hey! Wait a second! What about the falling scene? Everyone loves the falling scene!
William and David: We refuse making that ridiculous scene!
Shadoboy: O RLY?
*Shadoboy tosses a banana peel in the stairs, William and David slip and fall down the stairs. Once they land Shadoboy breaks the trident of a statue and it gets stuck on William’s butt*
Shadoboy: Much better.
Father:
William: William, sir.
David: And David.
William and David: Reporting for duty, sir!
Father: Whatever. Just tell me when the annoyingly cute triplets arrive.
David: They are here already.
Father: *Bursting in flames* WHAT?! THE TRIPLETS ARE HERE AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME?!
William and David: We’re worms! *They change into worms* Worthless worms!
Father: Yeah, yeah… just remind me to maim you after my meeting.
*Inside*
Triplet 3: Dear sister, hold that mortal’s thread of life good and tight.
*Triplet 1 tenses the thread and Triplet 3 cuts it*
Triplet 2: Incoming!
*A ghostly woman appears*
Ghostly Woman: Where am I?
Triplet 1: You’re dead! Duh!
Ghostly Woman: But why? And why in the middle of the party?
Triplets: The salmon soufflé!
Ghostly Woman: Ugh! I knew it was a bad idea! *She leaves through a stone arc. Father arrives*
Father: Girls. I’m sorry I’m…
Triplets: Late.
Triplet 1: We knew you would be.
Triplet 2: Because we know everything.
Triplet 1: Past…
Triplet 2: …present…
Triplet 3: …and future! *To William* I can see a Nintendo Wii on your future.
William:
Father: Well, anyways, there was this party and I lost track of…
Triplets: We know.
Father: Yes, I know… you know. Well, here is the deal *Approaches a scale model with little figurines* Beatles. Mr. High and mighty, Mr. “Hey you, get off of my cloud” now has a…
Triplets: Bouncing baby brat!
Triplet 2: We know!
Father: *Gets on fire* YES I KNOW…! *calms down* I know you know, I get it, I understood the concept. My question is this, this lil’ koala is gonna put a stop to my evil scheme or what?
Triplet 2: Well…
Triplet 1: Oh no way, José! We’re not supposed to reveal the future.
Father: Uh, time out. Can I ask you something? Where do you cut your hair? It’s so smooth and silky…
*Triplet 2 giggles; Triplet 1 bonks her on the head, making her bow fall on William’s head*
David: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
William: ¬¬
Father: *Takes the bow and returns it to Triplet 2* Please girls, my fate rests on your beautiful hands.
Triplet 1:
Triplet: All right, all right!
*The triplets bring a DVD to show the prophecy*
Triplet 2: In 10 years precisely, the planets will align ever so nicely.
Hades: Ay, verse! Oy.
Triplet 1: The time to act will be at hand! Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band!
Hades: Mm-hmm, good, good.
Triplet 2: Then the once-proud Beatles will finally fall, and you, Father, will rule all!
Father: Yes! Go Father! Go Father! It’s your birthday!
Triplet 3: A word of caution to this tale!
Hades: Excuse me?
Triplet 3: Should Wallabee fight, you will fail!
*The triplets laugh and they disappear on a ninja puff of smoke*
Father: *Bursting into flame* WHAAAATTT?! *Calms* S’okay, s’okay…
*In other room*
Father: William? David? I got a little riddle for you two. How do you kill a god?
William: Making him watch Laguna Beach…?
David: You can’t because they are immortal?
Father: Right you are, have a cookie. *Throws David a cookie* Yup, they are immortal. *Takes an evil-looking vial with a purple substance* So what we’re gonna do is transform the little croc hunter into a mortal.
End of chapter 1
