Post by Numbuh C12H22O11 on Sept 30, 2009 0:17:15 GMT -5
Copypasta'd from my dA journal. Read it, k?
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Only a few people know that I have a fascination with "weirder" things like aliens, psi, purported magic, alternative medicine and bizarre devices. But I doubt I've seen anything like this before.
Recently, I happened to come across the website of a man named Alex Chiu. He claims to have patented a magnetic chi-oriented device worn on the hands while sleeping which causes a person to heal faster than they can age.
Yes, you read that correctly. This guy patented a device which allows people to live forever. Like all things of this magnitude, it's impossible to determine at this point if it's true, even with the testimonials, and especially with his Chinese-American lack of grammar. So here's the dealio: I want it for use in study, and YOU GUYS can help me.
Those who are lazy can purchase devices from him, but I'm more of a cheap-ass than a lazy-ass. He sends the device, for free, even paying the shipping and handling, to anybody who can refer 60 people to his website. So without further stalling for time, here it is.
He's implemented a function that records both the total hits and the unique hits, meaning that it needs to be accessed from 50 different computers. This also means that whether you want to return to the site or not, it only accepts one click from your comp toward the order.
It's sounds crazy, but it's worth a shot. Srsly. It's just one click, and I'd do the same for you guys.
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Only a few people know that I have a fascination with "weirder" things like aliens, psi, purported magic, alternative medicine and bizarre devices. But I doubt I've seen anything like this before.
Recently, I happened to come across the website of a man named Alex Chiu. He claims to have patented a magnetic chi-oriented device worn on the hands while sleeping which causes a person to heal faster than they can age.
Yes, you read that correctly. This guy patented a device which allows people to live forever. Like all things of this magnitude, it's impossible to determine at this point if it's true, even with the testimonials, and especially with his Chinese-American lack of grammar. So here's the dealio: I want it for use in study, and YOU GUYS can help me.
Those who are lazy can purchase devices from him, but I'm more of a cheap-ass than a lazy-ass. He sends the device, for free, even paying the shipping and handling, to anybody who can refer 60 people to his website. So without further stalling for time, here it is.
He's implemented a function that records both the total hits and the unique hits, meaning that it needs to be accessed from 50 different computers. This also means that whether you want to return to the site or not, it only accepts one click from your comp toward the order.
It's sounds crazy, but it's worth a shot. Srsly. It's just one click, and I'd do the same for you guys.